Sex and Skateboards Sell Hard Drives

Maxtor Skateboard

Maxtor makes hard drives. Kids these days with their Myspaces and digital cameras and the pirate MP3s need a place to store all their Interweb desktops. Maxtor thinks they can sell them a networked storage drive. They’ve created a web site with a fake family to show off the product. The daughter’s name is Tirin, and she has a dream (other than a real name) and that is to make her own skateboarding website…” Hey Tirin, as this site will prove, any jackass can download WordPress and make one for free. Duh. I swear I’ll make a real skateboarding post soon.

Maxtor has decided that kids like skateboarding and Myspace. They’ve really latched onto it. So go to the Maxtor Fusion web site and watch this vague flash animation that doesn’t give much concrete information. Or just look at these screen captures below. Where’s the sex part? Everyone know that Myspace is good for getting laid. What kind of deck is that, World Industries maybe? Anyone?

MAxtor Skateboard harddrive advert


  1. …looks like man-juice unloading from the hard-drive onto her bed..but then again i was just at another site prior to this….

  2. hi……i’m tirin, when i’m not getting radical on my shred-sled,or getting blitzed on PBR, i enjoy reading IKEA catalogs and getting bikini waxes. please, come see my skate page.

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