Wee Willie Winkies


Thanks to Jim Thompson for these photos of Wee Willie Winkies, a name I had heard before (Wee Willi Winkels, not Winkies) and did not realize it was also associated with a consumer product. These disgusting looking, sickly pale, pink, fleshy appendages come from Scotland. Sausage skateboards probably require pizza grip to deal with all that extra grease.

From Jim:

Spotted on the side of a truck in London, these little horrors come from Scotland, home of the healthiest food in Europe. Guess it’s a boneless sausage. Hope no skater kids were harmed making these things but looking at them you can’t be sure…


Here’s a billboard that Jim snapped a pic of. Ignore everything after the slash on the URL, the parent company web site has been redesigned recently, so there’s no longer a subsection for Wee Willie Winkies.



  1. Fuck these pig fuckers…
    Will ruled back in the day up here in Canada

  2. Milo knows!

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