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The Daily Mail has photos of a backyard skatepark allegedly built on the property of Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie. Boy do I hate the Daily Mail, they’re always blowing out spots. I’m definitely not telling them about the next pool I find. I know these guys are absurdly rich but this seems like overkill, considering their kids are’t likely to progress to a point where they’re able make use of things like a cradle. What I mean is that it’s hard to progress in the isolation those kids are likely to be skating in. Am I off base here? It looks pretty nice though. Maybe they’ll be hiring pro skaters as tutors. If not, I here GVK is available. Someone out there knows who built this. Is it you?

11 Comments

  1. Eric C. on June 27, 2014 - Reply

    Once I put away the jealousy I feel looking at all the excess their money can get them, it’s still pretty rad of em to do it for their kids. Not just cause they can afford to, but that they allow it and gives a place for their kids to get out and skate. With the fear of kidnapping; I imagine those kids don’t get to go out and skate with their own friends in the street/parks without body guards.

    • That’s what I was thinking. I highly doubt they’re allowed to go to skateparks so they pretty much brought the skatepark to them.

  2. Maybe the kids are already killing it. Or maybe it’s not for the kids at all. Ageism!

  3. Christiandeath@yahoo.com on June 28, 2014 - Reply

    Who are are u guys kidding brad just hooked up a McGill reissue w/ bones 3’s on it

  4. they are highly rich paranoids that UNDERSTAND the NEED for water in the future, AND have stolen MY IDEA of the internet and water catchment system/skateparks where the water is saved after it rains, and is reused for all purposes in countries where they get TONS of rain, but don’t USE it.. LOOK! (they did) https://www.facebook.com/LetsBuildCayeCaulkerASkatepark?ref_type=bookmark
    But don’t JUST look.. Tell somebody about it too! (or DO IT TOO) Because it isn’t really just MY idea, as much as it is a SEED of an idea that we all already though of.. Let’s make it happen somewhere, somewhere!

  5. Prickly Pete on July 7, 2014 - Reply

    Wow, just saw a want ad in the LA Times for a “skateboard tech” position at a “discrete skatepark.” Work involves teaching kids to skateboard, sweeping bowls, washing skateboards, and keeping trucks greased. Says to contact Bradley or Angie.

    • Christiandeath@yahoo.com on July 7, 2014 - Reply

      My California dream has finally become a reality! I can’t wait to slap my turgid meat stick on Angelina’s pouty collagen injected lips after skating her park for 3 hours…

      • Maybe the park is for her, to get her relatively healthy, cuz she was looking quite the heroin there for a while.

        • Christiandeath@yahoo.com on July 8, 2014 - Reply

          Ha ha she will need more smack to feel better after she learns pool at 40

  6. It would be crazy to have that much money. Although I think it would drive me crazy worry about people breaking in all the time.

    • Picky picky on July 8, 2014 - Reply

      Break in / show up for session / whatever. I’d just worry about whether the “right” people would storm the gates.

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