Skate and Annoy
looking for contributors
August 4th, 2008 by Kilwag
Help! I’m creatively bankrupt! (AKA Skate and Annoy is looking for contributors.) Skate and Annoy is looking for a few more good contributors. Sure, the benefits are mostly limited to the respect/scorn of your peers, but think of the glory…
Would-be contributors should be quick of wit and know their way around Photoshop enough to do a decent job at putting together the post graphics. There are a few a guidelines, but it’s mostly hands off. Candidates that are homophobic, racist or Republican need not apply. Just kidding about that Republican crack, which brings up another point. A different point of view could get you fast tracked. I’d liek to see more street coverage, I’m just not prepared to do it myself. By “street” I don’t necessarily mean kickflips and stair rails. Let’s see, I’ll need to see some examples, and I’m not interested in adding roster-hopping or shoe-release type of coverage. That’s not why people come here.
So again this has (almost) nothing to do with the recent disappearance of an almost daily guaranteed bit of content that used to appear here. What’s the reason, dear readers? It’s simple. I simply just can’t keep up the daily pace and I’m burning out. (See above graphic for proof) Rather than let the site languish, I’m hoping to get a few other people on board to spread it out a little, and if nothing else, some fresh blood will stoke me as well.
I’m not looking for someone to post four stories a day, rather more like a couple people to post something once a week each or more. If your interested, drop me a line.
August 4th, 2008 at 3:18 pm
How about an ongoing post based on some old guy learning to skate. Oh just think of the fun we could have reading posts and seeing pics of some poor old sucker getting his ass handed to him on a weekly basis by Pier or any of the other beautiful bone breaking parks we have in the NW.
August 4th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
abd
August 4th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
You forgot how fun it is to have your contributions heckled by the bobcat. He means well, I know.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:32 pm
Dude it’s the internet. Lighten up, Francis.
August 4th, 2008 at 6:47 pm
never mind all that, what the hell is that deck in the pic? Me likee. Great idea for a series of decks.
August 4th, 2008 at 7:04 pm
William Shakespeare and who else? William Blake?
August 4th, 2008 at 7:15 pm
William Burroughs would be more punk rock!
August 4th, 2008 at 9:27 pm
Bobcat, seriously, you should be a contributor, you find some great stuff to be annoyed about period. I support ya, I know where your coming from- BOBCAT FOR PRES is what I say.
August 4th, 2008 at 9:35 pm
Burroughs is too obvious. I’ll take Rimbaud, Richard Dawkins, and Aldous Huxley
August 4th, 2008 at 9:44 pm
Will won’t
August 5th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Dude it’s the internet. Lighten up, Francis. They call me Psycho. Any one of you calls me Francis, and I’ll kill you. And I don’t like nobody touching MY stuff! Anyone of you in my stuff, and I’ll kill you. And I don’t like nobody touching me. Any one of you homos touches me, and I’ll kill you.
August 5th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Lee Harvey, you are a madman!
August 5th, 2008 at 7:34 am
madam, there’s a lot of ways I’ve gone that you’ve never gone before.
August 5th, 2008 at 9:19 am
“My friends call me the Cruiser.” “Shoulda called him the Dork.”
August 5th, 2008 at 10:12 am
(Nice pull Larry) One of these men may save your life one day. Then again, maybe one of them won’t.
August 5th, 2008 at 10:15 am
Uncle Hullka?
August 6th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
I’ll give you a review on the new Real McKenzies CD later this week. Really, truly I will. This won’t be a 99 Lives incident.
August 6th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
And the Lemonheads are covering “Layin’ Up With Linda” and a Christina Aguilara song on their new album. And Motorhead comes out with a new one, and Fucked Up has a new album in September!
August 7th, 2008 at 7:09 pm
Yeah and Sloopy Seconds just released a flop called Endless Bummer ( All sloopy records are flops).