Grover used to love trying to fluster little kids at skateparks by asking them if they knew who Tony Mohawk was, or just shouting it out at random moments like an exclamation point. My friend Boneman lives in Colorado now, but when he saw this Tony Mohawk dog toy he immediately thought of me and yes you, the readers of Skate and Annoy.
It makes noise when you squeeze it. How do I know? Well, obviously I’ve ahem, choked this chicken.
Full frontal chicken is even rocking an iPod.
Shouldn’t this say “Chicken Magnet” instead?
Tough Guy…
Pretty expressive for a rubber chicken.
10 comments
kilwag
Come on people, a Tony Mohawk rubber chicken with a skateboard. This is the pinnacle of Skate and Annoy. You must all be speechless.
Dave ILL
“…………….”
Concretin Nik
FanBoy is indeed speechless. 😐
Boneman
I want to see his stance on the board with those feet.
Barf
Hang Six!
talentlessquitter
His board shoulda’ had the dodo skull on it.
Peter Whitley
Kinda looks like him.
Sandor
I never thought of the Hawkster as the chick magnet type but…
Link
And where the hell can a skater buy one a them tony mohawks, anyway? I can’t find it anywhere on the thing, you know, the internet…
Boneman
I found it at my friendly Tru Value store and you can too!
Lana
We just found one of these in overgrown brush! It still squeaks! I have no idea how old it is! 😆