Killer skate vids and wheelchair ramps
February 4th, 2008 by Kilwag
Another huge moneymaking plan that someone else beat me to the punch on. I guess I’d better get moving on my 900 phone-skating number. Secrets of Skateboarding wants your email address, which they swear will not be sold or misused, and you gotta believe them. If you cough up your email (or any email) you can get access to the page where you get the scoop on Tony Waters’ success plan (He studied Tony Robbins!) for becoming a kickass skater. Revealed… An effective technique to improve at skateboarding without actually skating. Although the secrets apparently fit in a software box, if you buy now you’ll also get a chance to download for free, How to Shoot a Killer Skate Video. Here’s a free tip from me - Step one: Ditch the VHS camera. Then there’s what looks like the wheelchair access version of Professional Ramp Plans. How much will all this bounty cost you? Only $27, and they’ve got an affiliate program too! I need to get signed up for that. Who is Tony Waters? One Clue: “Underground Skater Finally Comes Out!” He’s still a little shy, as he only appears in one small photo wearing sunglasses in front of his mom’s garage in the suburbs. Speaking of techniques for improving your skateboarding without actually skating, some crazy fool is giving away his tips for success! Check out the video for How to be awesome at skateboarding after the jump. - Thanks to Griptape Flip and others for the tip.
Secrets of Skateboarding- Skateboard Trick Tips Exposed!
Is this for real? It seems like a joke, but I suppose it is possible that someone thinks they can make money off of unsuspecting kids this way. Skateboarding really has reached a different level if people think they can make money with this type of garbage. If on the odd chance, anyone has actually paid for this crap, we’d love to see it. It’s almost too easy to make fun of. Maybe we should take up a collection and buy it just to see. If it was actually printed, I’d pay a buck to see it, but a download… no way.
Eric Joneckis - How to be awesome at skateboarding
It’s pretty funny overall if you stick with it. This kid should be Grover’s intern… or maybe vice versa.
February 12th, 2008 at 3:09 pm
I can’t believe there isn’t anyone with anything to say about any of this.
February 12th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
I bought them… They didn’t help my skateboarding, but they did wonders for my self-esteem. I haven’t cried after sex in months! Thank you Tony Waters!
February 12th, 2008 at 5:36 pm
i think this kid is pretty funny, because there are a lot of kids that do that w/o the joke aspect
May 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
It’s unbelievable, no pressure to buy this, right? I mean it’s only highlighted in yellow and constantly reaffirming that one is making a “HUGE” mistake if they pass this up…garbage. Well, it makes me laugh because of its claim and then it’s garbage, poor kids that want tips might waster their cash on this. So i take it this is embracing the commercial money making aspect of skateboarding.
July 20th, 2008 at 6:25 pm
i want this book so bad
August 15th, 2008 at 2:21 pm
It’s that true? u can’t become a good sk8er if u don’t practice and thinking a lot, skateboarding = practice , practice , not abracadabra and u can make a hardflip… tell me somebody who bought this book, what he get from this book.. thanks