Crocs, the manufacturer of those ubiquitous vinyl shoes has released a shoe they are marketing as “street smart.” I don’t think they are positioning the Devario as an actual skate shoe, but just look at that cute creature on the skateboard. Actually, it’s more creepy than cute.
– Thanks to Zach Olsen for the tip.
14 comments
Carl
Sure look alot like the new Converse skate line. Look at the toe, the sole and the tongue. Contracted to Converse/Nike?
dougdrill
Yeah what’s up with that little freak croc man with the freaky left hand. Looks like something you might find in a nursing home, ick!
talentlessquitter
Looks like he’s riding fakie.
travis
he looks like an executioner/squid/klansman.
mezmer
What a crook.
mezmer
LOL! I meant crock.
Obese Man
Dude, I’ve seen it all now! Used to be Crocs catered to a core audience of those of us incapable of tying our own shoes due to excessive girth and general malaise. Let me tell ya the couch-bound feel left out in the cold with Crocs’ latest overture to the able-bodied, youth market. WTF! This is way worse than when they featured that skinny old gardener lady in their ad.
Man, Crocs used to be the shit. I’ll never forget when I saw them for the first time at Wal-Mart. It was like my dream to maybe someday get sponsored by them! Sure I can’t tie or see my shoes, but Crocs gave me and my friends some dignity in a world quick to judge us based on appearance. We used to get blamed for supposedly destroying park benches and stuff.
And it used to be that like no one was obese, now everyone is in on it. I gotta say though it’s nice having fast food in almost every town these days. So rad to do a road trip and just session some new burger joint you read about on some blog. Even the small towns have ’em now! And some of these young kids are really getting grossly overweight in places you never even heard of. It blows my mind to pull up to a Hardees and see a 150 pound ten-year-old just shredding a thickburger. I mean this one kid was like totally diabetic already! I mean if this kid stays with it, I can totally see him having a stroke by 30. He was that heavy!
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kilwag
err….. WINNER: Obese Man!
mezmer
That is the funniest shit I have read in ages! Bravo Obese Man! Bravo!
marek
hahahaha…now this is some of the funniest stuff ive read in a while… hahahaha…so much gold i dont even know where to begin… hahahaha. oh shit, i gotta go wipe now….
talentlessquitter
Free sneakers for this man!
marek
and what about those arena burger fliping contests? fuck corporations! fuck wendys invitionals!!! i know some of those professional burger flippers are claiming that they can flip their pattys up to three or dare i say even four times but theres no lip action. fuck it. smack your lips when you eat fat fuck. anyhoo… and what happened to good old cruzing down the street on your scooter and randomly popping hot dog here, cheessteak there maybe even swich it to ice cream if you can handle it. theres no glory in street food stand eating huh?
cold ones
Looks like a cup, like the kind you put in a jockstrap.
jorons
im sorry to tell you guys.but i like it.