Do you think I’m ready?



  1. which park is paranoid park? Also great job leading the St Johns pick up. Only my grandmas trip to seaside and the dog eating my homework could keep my son and I from going. Keep up the good work.

  2. P.S. Damn seaside skatepark is fun!

  3. I’m sure I’m not ready. Skidzilla was though… his take on the whole thing…

  4. Paranoid park is the one that smells funny 😉

  5. Jaymeericle on April 22, 2008 - Reply

    If you know Portland..
    Paranoid Park has always been downtown..

  6. Paranoid Park the movie was shot at Burnside. In the movie they call it Paranoid Park.

  7. In the movie Paranoid Park the protagonist asks his friend, “Do you think I’m ready for Paranoid Park?” The other kid answers, “Nobody’s ever ready for Paranoid Park.”

    Burnside is right in the middle of Portland but I only skate it maybe once every couple of months. I do go through periods when I skate there more often. I always have fun but it would suck if it was full of little scooter kids and rollerbladers. I think we’re building all the other skateparks to keep Burnside safe from skateboarding’s current popularity.

  8. Jaymeericle on April 22, 2008 - Reply

    WOrd Conahan, You know that! The NW was a secret for years also..
    Paranoid Park is on the West Side of the Burnside Bridge. Its not a skatepark..
    YOu know the one park downtown, on like, I dunno, before 10th, S of Bside, where the tweakers are, its been called that forever. Lol
    Just look for the junkies.
    You follow!
    Fo Real..

  9. […] park in Portland, Oregon. Now you will have to ask MC, Tom R., or Smay about why this park is named Paranoid Park. See the Google street photos after the […]

  10. The Street Kid used to hand at ‘Paranoia’ Park because for years Greenhouse (Homeless youth drop in) used to be on 9th and Oak… but not so much anymore. It is ‘Relatively Mentally Stable and Meth Free’ park now b/c the system alienated a lot of chronically homeless young people… and they are now all on the East coast but thats a long boring story.

  11. enemy combatant on April 23, 2008 - Reply

    I’m never gonna see it.

  12. It’s actually Paranoia Park…not Paranoid Park. Only tourists call it Paranoid Park.

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