I wonder if Sheckler has one of these?
July 21st, 2008 by Kilwag

Gold plated skate rail, walnut launch ramp, bronze quarterpipe

Andrew Lewicki made some very fetishistic skate art objects, namely this gold plated grind rail and a walnut launch ramp. Said the tipster:

“Even Norm Abram from The New Yankee Workshop would say ‘This is fucking gay!’”

Well, I don’t know if he would use those words exactly… I’m not sure where in the price scale the next item falls. Tom Sachs made a life size quarterpipe that was cast in bronze. Somewhere I thought I had seen a solid bronze casting of a skateboard. I thought it was Burnside muralist Jay Meer, but I might be wrong. What if you wanted a four foot tall bronze statue of a girl on a skateboard? Well, you’re in luck, provided you have $2,000 to spend. When will we see the inevitable gold plated skateboard?

Andrew Lewicki - Gold-plated Skate Rail Walnut Skate Ramp

Andrew Lewicki’s “Gold-plated Skate rail” and “Walnut Skate Ramp” from 2007.

Gold skate rail and walnut skate ramp

[Tip: Eric Cherry - Source: BallerHouse]

Tom Sachs - Quarterpipe

Tom Sachs - Bronze Quarterpipe as photographed by Fixotic, via Flickr.

Tom Sachs - bronze quarterpipe

Bronze sculpture of a girl on a skateboard.

Sculptor unknown. Buy it for $$2,207.00 from krupps.com.

Design outdoor spaces with as much panache and attention to detail as your indoor ones! In flower beds, lawns, pools, or ponds, these solid bronze ornamental sculptures created in the “lost wax method” are ideal for your unique decorating ideas.

All that attention to detail falls by the wayside when it comes to the skateboard. I don’t think it would have been at home in any era.

Bronze girl on a skateboard sculpture

6 Responses to “I wonder if Sheckler has one of these?”

  1. bailgun Says:

    “Somewhere I thought I had seen a solid bronze casting of a skateboard. I thought it was Burnside muralist Jay Meer, but I might be wrong.”

    no, you’d be right.

  2. Danimal Says:

    norm abram rules, bronze statue guy drools.

  3. ssk Says:

    Someone somewhere is going to skate that stuff sooner or later.

  4. sea cliff vert ramp Says:

    Liberace gay.

  5. Jaymeer Says:

    Hmm bronze quarterpipe huh.. never crossed my mind. patina grinds? The rail and jump ramp could be more functional, ya Know.. As for the sculpture It def. does not measure up to my version of a hooded NW SkateArmy rider on board. lol interesting though

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