Buyer’s remorse
June 11th, 2008 by Kilwag

Thomas Techni-Ski Magnesium

I love eBay Watch, but I typically don’t try to by things on eBay unless there is one specific thing I need for a practical purpose. Sometimes during research I find myself on eBay, and there’s split second where I have to make a decision on whether or not to look at something else that catches my eye. If I do, it’s all over. I end up making a bunch of retarded bids. Half of them I know I have no chance of winning and the other half of my bids are influenced by irrational emotional attachment. Sometimes, after I come down, I find that I have won one or more useless items that I paid too much for. I call this phenomenon the “eBay Hangover.” I’ve had a nagging desire to own one of these 70’s era Techni-Ski skateboard ski simulators since I saw my first one in a magazine that was probably 20 years old. Now, unfortunately, I do own one. I’m not going to say how much it cost unless Neil picks it up in his column. More details to follow. I know you are all glued to your monitors…

14 Responses to “Buyer’s remorse”

  1. kvon Says:

    Are ya gonna ride it??? Something about it says “bumper tow”… hmmm tempting. Wear all your pads. haha.

  2. chompy Says:

    Take the trucks off and put it on some gigantic homemade board.

  3. enemy combatant Says:

    Are those standard double-cushion/kingpin skate trucks? Looks like they might be good for a street luge.

  4. houseofneil Says:

    yes I saw that and wondered “who would bid on that tea-tray?”. Now I know.

  5. carvin' marvin' Says:

    just put it back on auction, lotsa suckas sorry they didn’t bid; givem another chance (and cash in)

  6. damienhialation Says:

    Are you sure you bought a “ski-skateboard” and not a “dirty used sex toy”?

  7. bailgun Says:

    $100?

    seriously?

    wow.

  8. Kilwag Says:

    shut up!

  9. solboy Says:

    oh well, when u get bored of it, it looks perfect for sliding under a car for those home oil change jobs.

    Aren’t these featured in “Skateboard Madness”?

  10. Carl Says:

    $100 seems like a bargain compared to the $650 being asked for the one on there now.

  11. idahosk8gringo Says:

    How do take your foot off to push without carving hard to one side?

  12. Kilwag Says:

    You don’t. It’s strictly downhill only. You supposed to use poles with it too.

    Somewhere out there someone has an advert for one of these. Please send it in!

  13. conahan Says:

    Have you taken it down Mt. Tabor yet? Oh, wait, it’s one of those collector things isn’t it?

  14. enemy combatant Says:

    I still wanna see a picture of the trucks.

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