This guy makes Lil Wayne look like Lil Wayne. And, though it is making a mockery of what rap became, it is truer to its roots, tone-wise, cuz it doesn’t miss that rapping to the beat is a joke, musically (duh-huh)(Smarty Dumbs missed why we “Never thought hip hop would take it this far” from Rappin’ Duke… this guy does not… nor did Missy Elliot at her bests). And the near-nonsense of “Warm weather!” is eerily reminiscent of “Fire Corner!”, the REAL roots. Cuz rap no more originated in the Bronx or Brooklyn than skating with attitude did in Dogtown.
In fact, Compton was way more fundamental to the origins of skating with attitude, because of its pools, than it’s ever been to rap, compared to Jamaica which birthed it.
Foothermore, if Biggie and Tupac had realized they were a joke, they would still be alive. And, if they always did, they are. …And why not; it’s not as if the precursor of all rap beefs, a musical back-and-forth between Prince Buster and Derrick Morgan, did not turn out to be put on for business’s sake… though the Prime Minister had to go so far as to officially point that out in ’62, to a side-taking nation of badmen.
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zeno01
Whew, I made it, all 4 minutes! Pretty bad, but I kind of got the sense that it was supposed to be that way.
kilwag
I don’t know man. It’s genius to me.
francisco
Real or not I like it, I was laughing. Better than Jereme Rogers and Little Wayne and Muska Beatz with a z.
spurr
Kilwag ,that was awesome me and the boy gonna go skateboard.
ikingstitt
The best piss-take was that all the dope spellingz were functional contractions.
not your father
look out ELLE MC
despartelyseekingloosin
fuckin rules!
Roger Ebert
This guy makes Lil Wayne look like Lil Wayne. And, though it is making a mockery of what rap became, it is truer to its roots, tone-wise, cuz it doesn’t miss that rapping to the beat is a joke, musically (duh-huh)(Smarty Dumbs missed why we “Never thought hip hop would take it this far” from Rappin’ Duke… this guy does not… nor did Missy Elliot at her bests). And the near-nonsense of “Warm weather!” is eerily reminiscent of “Fire Corner!”, the REAL roots. Cuz rap no more originated in the Bronx or Brooklyn than skating with attitude did in Dogtown.
GinAndTruth
In fact, Compton was way more fundamental to the origins of skating with attitude, because of its pools, than it’s ever been to rap, compared to Jamaica which birthed it.
Blackheadchinaman
Foothermore, if Biggie and Tupac had realized they were a joke, they would still be alive. And, if they always did, they are. …And why not; it’s not as if the precursor of all rap beefs, a musical back-and-forth between Prince Buster and Derrick Morgan, did not turn out to be put on for business’s sake… though the Prime Minister had to go so far as to officially point that out in ’62, to a side-taking nation of badmen.
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In other words, kids, this shit is older than I am… so if you don’t bring a fresh sense of humor….
linus69
DICKTATER!
linus69
other than that….. ???
Oxford $cholar$
The rest went over your head like a sooflay.