Freezer burned
An ice cream cake in the freezer at a Portland area Dairy Queen.
Sir? What are you doing? Can I help you with that?
No Sir, I ‘m afraid I can’t let you take the top off unless you are going to buy it.
I’m going to have to ask you to leave, Sir.
Hahaha, seriously? Well, in all fairness, you opened the package of a food-item.
SiR you can buY The cake and then return it sir if it is not to your liking sir.Sir I do not BELIEVE YOU ARE A sIR.