I made it through 46 seconds. I don’t think this is a joke. I mean, it’s a joke alright, but not intentionally. Enjoy “i’m a Skater” by Mac Jar & Monikape.
– Thanks to Matthijs for the tip.
UPDATE: Comments closed do to too much repetition. Way to offer a different opinion through, uh, mindless repetition. Don’t hate, REPLICATE.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mSwQpgRpJKo
Behind the scenes on the video shoot for “I’m a Skater.”


105 comments
skhater
Hahahah… Santa Losers. Reminds me of a Chris Gentry rap.
tasha
A member of the LoveLifeArmy speakin…knock down the hate! It won’t get you far.
RenelianCakeGir
Member of the Love Life Army speaking….bring down the hate! Spread more love, encouragment, and positive energy! #LL
pee blanket
love, encouragement, and positive energy are all incredibly boring. hate is hilarious and makes you cool.
katherine
“If you wanna build your love up put hate down”-Chris Rene….Enough said!!! and those boys are dissing are some of the most talented and sweetest guys in the world so long story short jealousy doesn’t look good on you dear you should change faces and maybe join the love life army instead of bashing us we are just a bunch of nice people trying to spread love and good music 🙂
pee blanket
well you’re failing miserably at the spreading good music part.
NoHate
Love Life!
lavendarcmg
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate.
Bevilacqua
Looks like “I am fat and wear XXXL”
Debster
Haters will always hate! If you don
anchovy
Ugh, terrible!
bout time
I guess white people are running out of shit to rap about.
john e
I got to 1:20, but it wasn’t easy… I hope it really is a joke
houseofneil
somebody kill me now. Remember Surf or Die by the Surf MCs? At least they were goofy and had a sense of humor. These dickheads are trying to be all tough.
“Sideways Cap”! Really? Really???? Cretinous oafs of the top order.
BoBo
Good lord. That’s right up there with the worst songs I’ve ever heard. They sure do look cool though. Very impressive hand gestures. I only wish I could be as cool as those guys.
cathie
Nice name, “BoBo” lol
walled eyed glue huffer
Kotton mouth kings ‘its a dogs life ‘ is just as eye stinging……….back in the 80’s there was a no name rap group that made a song called ‘this is hard core’ lance mountain was in the video…
Captain Craptastic
I made it about ten seconds in before I got the urge to shoot myself.
cri crow
I told my mom not to go to that video shoot. She’s an asshole.
mezmer
I masturbate to this song.
cathie
I bet you do!
Scotty
“Look at my yellow hat, I’m so Santa Cruz” such a great line!
Scotty
Even better, the making-of video!
kilwag
Just added it to the main post, thanks.
JKP
They should have had a guest appearance by Elle MC. https://skateandannoy.com/2011/05/white-girl-wasted/
talentlessquitter
Winn-uhrrrr!
don cc
white people rapping is so gay or should i say try -hard
tommyb
Hahaha! Seriously, that is filmed so ironically that I will not believe it is serious. They HAVE to be taking the piss. If this is meant to be real, then they need to watch ‘Ali G in da house’, then they will see exactly how they appear. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NldsVFWagqs
tommyb
That is SO Ali G, they have to be taking the piss. I don’t believe that is for real. It can’t be. If it is, they need to look up Ali G on youtube and see exactly how they appear.
Tom
That was Grover’s best work yet.
krahamgoats
He’s more suited for christian rap rock
RJ
Sounds like some ICP bullshit. Of course that dude would be sportin’ a DC shirt.
FREEZINE
Any intel on where that ditch/pipe spot is at about 1:57?!
Oh, and here is some Halifax skateboard rap, from Jay Mayne!
http://youtu.be/Ap_DWseSzCw
talentlessquitter
Much better.
BroDown
Not sure why yous all is hatin on all the skater rappers out there! This shit be fresh, yo!
skummer
Almost as good as ELLE Mc and her white trash wasted….i would be embarrassed to be from Santa Cruz if these guys are reppin…
real deal
these fkn wigger kooks, one 360flip to fakie on the bank wall at the bedpan makes you a skater? fkn posers!
javagirl2011
I understand this is a cock measuring, pissing contest for you but take it somewhere else. Thank you! Peace Out.
Really
Yeah, don’t hate on these blobs… they’re giving unmusical music a bad name… nuttin wrong with that. And besides, the alternative in Santa Cruz is meth, SO STOP THE HATE.
Friggy
M’am, it’s not our cocks that hurt. What was it that the ancient Greeks considered the organ of embarrasment for others? Oh yeah, the pancreas. Oh yeah….
Taylor
LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Not Hate!
mskiki70
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate
Dana
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
Tiff
LoveLifeArmy! SK8 don’t hate :]]
Joe
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 don’t hate.
Cmonk
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?
Cmonk
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?
cathie
LOVE LIFE ARMY IN THE HOUSE!!!! sk8 DONT HATE!
April
?LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?
Ninny
LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don’t Hate!
diana
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
Sherri
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
FaithHopeLoveLife12
LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!
cathie
LOVE LIFE ARMY SAYS: Haters hate what they can’t be! SK8 DONT HATE!!!
pee blanket
i guess yer right about all us haters. i mean shit i hate you all and i couldn’t possibly be you because i’m not a goddamn moron.
Sherri
No need to be calling people names here! Put your hate down!! #LOVELIFE
cathie
Nice name…”Pee blanket”….thats not a moron name! LMAO
pee blanket
did you really laugh your ass off? because judging by everyone in that video i bet that’s like hundreds and hundreds of pounds worth of ass to lose.
Kalyn
Love U PeeBlanket! LoveLifeArmy! If u wanna build the Love up, put the Hate down.
Sherri
LoveLifeArmy IN THE HOUSE! Sk8 Don
LevierCatherine
LoveLifeArmy!Sk8 Don’t Hate!
javagirl 2011
LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don
April
LOVE LIFE ARMY SAYS: Haters hate what they can
Mish
LoveLifeArmy!Sk8 Don
Raabia
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don
Debster
LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don
kiki
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
Sherri
@pee blanket Wow! No need to be calling people names here! LoveLifeArmy!Sk8 Don
pee blanket
you’re an idiot.
Debster
Really??? Just Sk8 don’t
Taylor Jordan
LoveLifeArmy Baby! Sk8 Don’t Hate ?
TanziaMojib
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
Selina Aziz
LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don’t Hate!
Jodi
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
Sherri
LoveLifeArmy IN THE HOUSE! Sk8 Don
colinwalshrules
Ya’ll need to find the bible and spread her pages open.
pee blanket
…well that was intensely sexual.
Debster
Who let the dawgs out? who who who who who
colinwalshrules
derby face lift and now this. what’s next? santa cruz skater reality TV show? wtf.lol.omg.
Kalyn
Yeet Yeet
Laurie
LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don
FaithHopeLoveLife12
LoveLifeArmy is all about peace & love. Not hate! LoveLifeArmy!!! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!
Lina
LoveLifeARMY!!!!!!!
SK8 DONT HATE!!!!!!
#TeamMONIKAPE!!! #TeamMACJAR!!!
IF YOU WANNA BUILD YOUR LOVE UP, PUT YOUR HATE DOWN
~RISE ABOVE HATE~
Renelian For Ever
LOVELIFEARMY! Sk8 don’t hate!
Ninny
LoveLife and Sk8 Don’t Hate!
Raabia
Haters will always hate! If you don’t like the video don’t watching it simple
cathie
THATS RIGHT SISTA!
KIMZ
SK8 DONT HATE!
WE ARE A FAMILY OF SKATERS & THE LOVELIFEARMY
IF YA WANNA BUILD YA LOVE UP, PUT YA HATE DOWN
Michelle S
?LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?
JoeyGo
?LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!?
Kalyn
LoveLifeArmy! SK8 Don’t Hate!
Ruthie
LoveLife and Sk8 Don
Queef Latina
Gotta? love the nineties….
pee blanket
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rQCi67CQHXY
kilwag
WINNER: Pee Blanket!
mytwosuns
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
desi
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate! 🙂 lovebombzzzz
Chatty
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don
italrose
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
P
LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!
Rise Above
We… Are tired… Of self-ah-buse / Try… To stop us… But It’s… No Use!
Fitz
Worst thread ever.
FaithHopeLoveLife12
Rise Above Hate! LoveLifeArmy! Sk8 Don’t Hate!!!
StopTryinToPlayAllSerious
Rise above hate? Right. OK. Sure. As soon as you said “I’m a skateboarder motherfucker” you fell way fkn short. Don’t quit your day job. Actually, because it seems your day job is to promote this garbage with the ruse of a positive (yet total bullshit) message, DO quit your day job. Go skate motherfucker.
Kalyn
Don’t Hate! SK8! LoveLifeArmy!!!!
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