I can’t remember where I found this, you know, besides tonight when I moved a dresser and found it covered in dust bunnies. It must have been a kids magazine because it has the word “advertisement” at the top of the page. I’m not sure what other type of magazine would find the content confusing. No point in clicking through, unless you need a footnote for your thesis on exactly where cartoon characters, skateboards and food packaging intersect. 25% less fun, 100% more sugar!

5 thoughts on “Advertisement”

tim on October 12, 2011 - Reply

This is going on Ash’s FB page in 3, 2, 1

Livmo on October 12, 2011 - Reply

Reminds me of the 70’s Alva ad that was just a close-up of his face… “this is an advertisement”

Richard Simmons on October 12, 2011 - Reply

Apples are pretty much all sugar in their natural state. So apple juice is pretty much sugar juice in its natural state. If they’re cutting sugar that really means they’re either fucking with the apples somehow or adding 25% more water. Now, if you really want to get G.E.F. about this stuff, apple juice is a diuretic that depletes your kid of nutrients. The sugar makes kids melt down. Give your kid some water from the faucet and tell him to like it.

Is he riding Lazer trucks?

Johnny Appleseed on October 12, 2011 - Reply

Actually, apples have pretty much no sugar in their natural state, except for the odd mutants here and there, which then have to be grafted on to virtually any apple tree grown from seed if you want a tree that produces sweet apples. So I was not so much spreading apple eating as I was hard cidar drinking; a regular “man who souled the world” putz or something. Until Malcom “Straight Edge” X came along and put a stop to all that, and restored transition skating to its rightful place in the pantheon….