Bird Dog

Kind of a stretch to tie in a gratuitous Everly Brothers reference, but it’s slightly more clever than putting “Tony Hawk files for 3rd Divorce” in the headline. Hawk… Bird… Dog… Divorce… get it? GET IT? Yeah, I had to make you work for that one. And I am not implying his wife is a dog, so don’t even start. The real news here is no that Tony is unlucky at love, but that his divorce is newsworthy to US Weekly and the Washington Post, even if it is only in the celebrity section.

– Thanks to… everyone an their brother who sent this in, but truth be told, Mrs Kilwag found it first.

Discussion

13 thoughts on “Bird Dog

  1. talentlessquitter on February 10, 2011 - Reply

    Whut? That’s a surprise. I didn’t even know he got rid of his 2nd wife,so highly praised in the book you’re showing.
    I guess every genius has his flaw.

    Poor bastard.

  2. here in the south, “bird doggin'” is a popular phrase for going out and chasing chicks, so you’re not really that far off the mark.

  3. Further proof that vert is bad for society.

  4. My employee’s comment was, “Too many tricks in bed.”
    Sorry Tony.

  5. I wonder if he thinks of it as progression.

  6. I had not seen the cover before: he is mimicking a Hoso

  7. I hope he is signing prenuptial agreements.

  8. wow….the Evander Holyfield of skateboarding. He’ll be skating contest again just to make some money to pay off all the alimonies…..

  9. Sucks for his kids.

  10. misty phlip on February 10, 2011 - Reply

    haaaaaaaaaaaaaa..!
    you and the everly bros called it..
    “johnny is joker that’s a tryin to steal my baby,,
    he’s a bird dog..”
    http://www.wwtdd.com/2011/02/tony-hawk-is-sleeping-with-his-best-friends-wife/

    1. talentlessquitter on February 11, 2011 - Reply

      Interesting…..if you put it that way.Doesn’t take away any of my creds. to Mr. Hawk though.

  11. Central Coast Ken on February 11, 2011 - Reply

    Sorry to hear that! I guess the third time isn’t a charm? but He’s not stuffed the ex. in a surfboard bag and on his way to the desert! Tony still great.

  12. Oh! It’s a sad news. Well, if that’s what they think is good for them then we just have to let things be.

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