You have to really, REALLY like your sponsor to get a tattoo this big of a brand mark. I just hope for Rob Dyrdek’s sake that Monster Energy is never sold to another entity that decided to let his contract lapse. For insurance sake, maybe Rob should take up this offer to talk about some Patent Pending technology. Follow that link to an auction for a guy trying to sell his phone number to Rob Dyrdek in exchange for a sales pitch. Patent Drama?
UP FOR BIDS IS MY PHONE NUMBER, FOR ROB DYRDEK ONLY. IF YOURE NOT ROD DYRDEK, YOU CAN CALL ME BUT IT’S GONNA COST YOU $1000….SO IM COOL WITH THAT. BUT ID MUCH RATHER JUST TALK TO ROB. SO ROB, I CAME UP WITH THIS IDEA A FEW YEARS AGO, THAT I THINK WILL HAVE A HUGE, POSITIVE IMPACT ON THE SKATEBOARD INDUSTRY! IT’S NOT SOME STUPID GIMMICK, NO RETARDED, SWERVY BOARD OR SPACE SHIP BOARD OR ANY OF THAT CRAP. IT I JUST RECENTLY RECEIVED “PENDING PATENT” STATUS ON IT, SO IM READY TO GET THE BALL ROLLIN AND I THINK YOU MIGHT SEE SOME REAL VALUE IN IT. I WOULDNT WASTE YOUR TIME….I KNOW YOUR BUSY HOLDIN’ DOWN CALI! I JUST NEED 5 MINS. IF YOU DONT LIKE THE IDEA, I’LL REFUND YOUR MONEY AND YOU CAN GO BACK TO “BOSS HOGGIN” OVER THERE AT THE FACTORY.
Rob, as your accountant in absentia, I advise you to take this meeting in case you need money for laser tattoo removal. I suppose it could always be done with temporary inks. Watch the video after the jump if you have a low threshold for entertainment.
– Thanks to Kim and Cary for the tips. Although I think Kim is press agent.
30 comments
carvin' marvin'
water, coffe and beer is all i drink
anybody completely don’t care about street league?
masterochicken
What’s street league?
luke
holy crap marvin, i’ve been saying that for years.
glad i’m not the only one.
perhaps we can start some kind of diet craze, put all the sugar drink companies out of business.
Sandor
How tall (or not) is Dyrdek?
masterochicken
Not very tall at all.
egbert
Not real.
kilwag
Does that mean you actually watched the video?
egbert
I can’t pass up a video with a shirtless guy in it. No way that’s real, unless he has shark skin or something. His back would be a big red pulsating mess just from the outline. Fake.
korey
your retarded. how could this be fake? Id love to see you explain how this could be faked.
yer gramma
MY retarded? YER retarded!
matt
he’s retarded? you can’t even spell YOU’RE.
p.s the definition of retarded is held back; stinted. use the word properly next time
kilwag
Hey Korey – Ever see a movie where a well known actor has tattoos on his bod? Do you think Robert Deniro actually has these tattoos?
I saw it on the internet, it must be true!
lou sassel
Lame
Central Coast Ken
Maybe we should give him Mike V. phone #
mezmer
It is sad cause he was such an amazing skater in the 90s.
houseofneil
he wouldn’t do the color at the same time as the outline would he? WOuldn’t he wait for the thing to heal?
I’m with egbert, something looks super fishy about that whole video. After 9 hours he wouldn’t be able to stretch is back at all it would be so sore, never mind throw a shirt back there and jog around.
luke
you will soon claims it’s fake.
i am inclined to agree.
http://www.youwillsoon.com/
Prickly Pete
S&A’s new Annoying Kid of the Month!
100 % talkboarder
definitely in the running for it, unless someone else steps up
heath
I hope someone follows this up with Sparks or Four Loco!
I call real on the outline.
hurton
already debated on CD a week or so ago, verdict…..fake
masterochicken
My girlfriend and I were talking about people who have monster tattoos the other day. We’ve come to the consensus that the “M” stands for moron. Alot of guys in my town seems to get that tattoo.
Concretin Nik
Totally real! Rob doesn’t joke around. Ever since Happy Star saved his life! He’s legit!
Frank Lowenstein
Wow, now I can’t wait for the next episode of Rob Dyrdorks Fart Factory!
mb
The You Will Soon blog also covered this and are calling it out as a hoax too. I don’t really care what Rob Dyrdek gets up to, but even so, I kinda hope they’re right. Need I say more?
Treacherous L. Sweetness
Any publicity is good publicity… as far as Monster is concerned. Dyrdek I on the other hand went ahead and made the decission for anyone who was still on the fence about this dude.
seedy
Dude. Cover that tat up with a TAPOUT shirt stat!
carl
Smartest dude in skateboarding. Turns in the least amount of footage, makes the most money, and has the most fun.
carvin' marvin'
back fat
Jez
typical american sellout