Marek's miniramp

Zoning ordinances

So the joke goes, (my joke, by the way) that zoning ordinances and building codes in Portland require that any mini ramp built on private property must have at least one extension that goes to within one foot of the ceiling, an over-vert section, or a three foot or smaller transition. Apparently those rules apply to Beaverton as well. My friend Marek built himself a miniramp in his garage with really tight transitions, and of course, pool coping. MC and I went to check it out the other night.

When we first walked into the grarage I had to fight the temptation to turn around and leave. It looked impossibly tight and unrideable, but it actually ended up being a lot of fun. It was still impossibly tight though. Expect to get a lot of ankle bites and groin injuries when you ride this.
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Marek didn’t seem to have any problems what so ever. MC adapted fast as well. MC is a smartass.
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Marek certainly can ride this thing.
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Note the sweatshirt over the garage door tracks that Mark kept gouging his side on. I didn’t have my fisheye lens on me so I was crammed into the corners of the garage trying to get some shots. If I had the fisheye you would get to see the full compliment of baby furniture and construction apparatus piled up in front of the garage doors.
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Marek, just before the creature came out of the attic and ate his brains. That ledge in front of him has a parking block slated to go there as soon as Marek cuts it down to length.
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Discussion

30 thoughts on “Zoning ordinances

  1. I see marek has cut a huge hole for all the weed smoke to escape.

  2. Ceiling cat is watchin’ you rock fakie. 🙂

  3. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    the ramp looks fine, goodonya Marek. Why do all the Slovs and Czechs live in Beaverton?

  4. jake, hook me up with some skating czechs (or slovaks) from beaverton. i unfortunately dont know any. or just come skating yourself if you find the way to beavetron

  5. Dick cancer on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    Why do all the mexicans live in woodburn and beaverton and tigard and sherwood and tualatin and forest grove and gresham and especially hillsborito?

  6. colinwlashrules on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    that looks fun

  7. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    Marek-i dunno about skating Slovics/Czechs, but the ones that dont skate that i know live there or lake oswego-my guess is because they have bank. I dunno why i sed that, thinking out loud and caffine forced my hand maybe. I will gladly bring the Obolones and Slovotich to session your humble masterpiece.

    Dick cancer- never thought anything involving “dick cancer” would be funny, but here i am, lmao

  8. Ceiling cat indeed (easiest photoshop manipulation ever)

  9. WINNER: Rob!

  10. colin walsh rules on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    nice pussy

  11. Is that cat spayed?

  12. I too live in Beavertron. I will trade you an outdoor concrete qp in dry times for an indoor mini with giant cats.

  13. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    Eh, Marek- get my email from Kilwag and hit me up w/directions. im down to skate with you “cats” anytime.

  14. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    that ramp looks puuurfect.
    i hope there are no cat-astrophies.

  15. i am too lazy to call randy to get your email, sorry jake, but my email is XXXXXXXXX and you are more than welcome to come over.

    hit me up guys. lets skate

    (I removed your email address, sent it to him directly Whaddya crazee? Do you want a mailox full of spam? – Kilwag)

  16. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    hahaha, thanks Marek, Randy. Skate hard, retards.

  17. i get approximately over two hundret junk emails a day. the whole world thinks i have small penis, no education, wanna be a FBI agent and yet they want me to hook up with their single-christian-russian-black friends.

    can it get any worse?

  18. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    yes, you could have a subscription to thrasher.

  19. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    ..or a colostomy bag.
    Nah, subscription to Thrasher is worse.

  20. i guess it makes me an uber-loser but i like to look at photos at thrasher. the reading park is kind of bleh but then again i cant speak english to judge it objectively

  21. That cat picture makes me crack a smile every time I see it. Hey Rob, can you email me the source for that cat so I can randomly include it in other pictures? I guess I could use my own cat, actually. Nevermind.

  22. When Eddie Murphy ordered a White Russian in the movie 48hrs, the bartender asked him if he’d rather have a Black Russian.

  23. jakeferranti on February 12, 2009 - Reply

    i guess it makes me an uber-loser but i huff paint and pick ashtrays for leftover ciggarette butts and look at discarded family pictures in random trashcans. wait,what were we talking about…

  24. Yeah but do children of deceased Nigerian diplomats with embezzled fortunes trust you enough to help get their millions out of the country?

  25. ssk,unfortunately , im not that trustworthy.

  26. Aw, you are missing out on the best spam. I try not to hijack threads but these guys at 419eater.com are hilarious. They bait spammers and get them to do ridiculous stuff. http://www.419eater.com/html/trophy_room6.htm

  27. hey ssk, thats some seriously good stuff over at that website. i am now tempted to ask somebody to forward me some spam like that 😉

  28. HUST? ty….

  29. mooc hezky,inspirace nejen na dobrou noc,cip s tebou 🙂

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