Digital print on demand services don’t really count as mass produced items, but there are a bunch of skateboard Christmas ornaments available at Cafe Press that like most of the fare found there, ranges from well done illustrations (in rare cases) to what is essentially clip art, with a catch phrase if you are lucky! There should be some sort of fine for any meathead who uploads clip art to Cafe Press. I’m going to strike it rich honey! They’re just giving away these drawings! I know, add a “No Fear” to it! As Dr Brad is fond of saying lately, just because you can do something, doesn’t mean you should. Even the nice illustrations look cheesy on the mockups. maybe they are better looking in real life.
– Thanks to… (Drumroll please) Daddy Yo for the tip! Part two coming later.
11 comments
DaddyYo
Thanks for the byline Kilwag.
See kids, I’m not such a bad guy.
marek
i’d bet that hitler liked christmas too…
Kilwag
I saw Tom Cruise on TV saying we have to kill Hitler.
marek
cruise is yet another delusional fuck. however in this case he’s right. isn’t it funny how it all clicks together?
Dick Cancer
Marek, you are a delusional cluck. Cluck on beeeeooooootch!!!!!!!!!!!
marek
dick, ill tell tell you what i think about you when you come to my house tommorow to help me with my ramp. as long as you manage to put a snowchains on…
Simply Stupid
I think Christmas ornaments with skateboards on them were designed by Nazi elite in order to make us their next target. They probably have arsenic in every little bundle of joy. It is really too bad that soooo many Grom’s will be chewing on them.
marek
i could almost back that statement if you replace “nazi elite” with “greedy cheap chinese manufactures”
marek
unless you are implying fathernot is member of nazi elite… in that case i back you hundred percent. that would explain his sudden “niceness”
Simply Stupid
Yeah they are almost the same. Why not “Greedy Chinese Reaganomix pinko Nazi bastards” shall replace “Nazi elite”. There are a lot of “Contradictions” in my edit but Fuck you if you want to point them out.
marek
no problem. contradict whatever you want. this is internet after all. fuck reality