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Stephen Baldwin

Jebus Baldwin

Speaking of the resurrection of our Lord Jebus, and finishing up the Easter Roundup is this shot of Stephen Baldwin at the LA airport carrying a religious-themed skateboard with wheels that are large enough to be some sort of miracle.

Verily, His wheels were just big enough for street skating, but when he got to the top of the mount, he worried not, for a miracle had turned the 40mm to 100mm, and there was enough urethane to feed everyone’s hunger for asphalt.

This isn’t the first time Stephen has pulled out the skateboard at an airport, and he’s starting to look like an old woman.

[Source: Gawker]

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  • Trucks mounted backwards too!… Nice going douchebag.

  • ah…Mr. B-cups rides again.

  • Seriously, what is this guy up to? Can’t tell if he’s stoned, a perv, just sleazy, or a full on NAMBLA member on the hunt. He has that same look in every photo doesn’t he?

  • too much coca cola

  • houseofneil

    I don’t think they’re backwards: I think they are Randals or some sort of longboard truck, but mounted on a popsicle. Makes little sense.

  • Prickly Pete

    Randals on a popsicle. Stevie B. only rides for the Lord and I guess the Jesus freaks haven’t infiltrated the longboard croud to the point where we see Jesus themed longboards. All we need is for a longboarder to get heavy into drugs, get sent to jail, rise above his shortcomings with the help of Christ Lord Jesus, and annoy the shit out of us all with narcissistic articles in Juice.

  • no please

  • He’s the creepy guy that wants to “bro down” with the teens at the skatepark and invite them to his prayer circle(jerk)…

  • A

    The wheels people! The wheels!

    Where do you think he goes to get a board setup? What the hell is he doing carrying skateboards around airports for no reason? I’m oretty sure he’s not on the way to a session. What kind of person thinks people are going to think he is cool because he carries a skateboard? A teenage boy maybe, but not a grown man. I think Stephen needs a hug.

  • houseofneil

    nope, not a hug. he needs a knee to the groin and and elbow to the noggin.

  • enemy combatant

    Those are Bear Grizzly trucks. You guys really need to get out more.

  • Maybe you need to stay in.

  • Sorry, I take it back. That’s an awesome setup. Those trucks are perfect for the wheels.

  • JAKEANDANNOY

    Its like the “Tonka” version of my street board.

    Not shown in his left hand:
    A)the R.C remote for that board.
    B)his dignity
    C)a leashed, seven year old boy from thailand.

  • JAKEANDANNOY

    Kilwag, you should’ve photo-shopped a caption bubble next to him that read:
    “Welcome to my underground layer”.

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