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It’s (still) fake.

I can’t believe the amount of people who still think the Huvrtech hoverboard is real, despite the obvious clues. I’m still getting emails asking about it! It’s fake people, what more evidence do you need? If you absolutely need to buy a hoverboard, head on over to GoldenArmoor.com, where they sell kits to make your own replica of the Mattel version, as well as every other one used by Griff’s hoverboard gang, including the Pit Bull, Rising Sun, No Tech, and Odd Man Out. Notice how the parts look identical to the ones found on the HuvrTech model? Click through to look at more pics and video, including Mattel’s collectable overboard release.

The entire collection – Photos from Golden Armor.

Buy a Hoverboard

Marty’s Mattel model.

Buy a Hoverboard - Mattel

No Tech hoverboard

Buy a Hoverboard -= No Tech

Od Man Out hoverboard. Not to be confused with the original skate rockers Odd Man Out or the current (unrelated) band of the same name. (Come on guys, learn how to use the internet. The original band actually released music, it shouldn’t be that hard to research before you pick a band name.)

Buy a Hoverboard - Odd Man Out

Pit Bull hoverboard.

Buy a Hoverboard - Pitt Bull

Rising Sun hoverboard

Buy a Hoverboard - Rising Sun

Hoverboard parts before assembly. Golden Armor makes some out by resin casting and some by thermoforming.

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Griff’s hoverboarding gang, the source of the inspiration for the models above.

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Videos of the various kits being assembled.

Pictures of the Mattel adult collectable box and a review from Beyond the Marquee.

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A better shot of the box from Samantha Vlassis.

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  • yeaaaa, we’re all still retarded. niiiiiice. as Billy Runaway might say, “Fuckin’things are Lamegerous!”

  • If you watch the video closely, look at the rider’s torso. You’ll notice that their clothes shift in a way as if they were wearing a harness. It’s fake. No doubt.

  • Plus, these promote pushing shit-foot.

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