Succession Of Terrible Events Fails To Befall 33-Year-Old Riding Longboard To Digital Media Job
So only one person caught it last week when I re-ran a post on the Onion, and that person wash’t even me. Two things about this side splitter: I wish I had a digital media job, and I will ride a longboard to that job if you give it to me. Actually, I ate it once skating back from Starbucks from a break. For the love of Hosoi, don’t let an intern be your photo editor. As lousy as that poorly cropped photo is, the rest of the Onion story makes up for it.
– Thanks to Josh and Greg for the tip.
Yes that’s a poorly cropped photo. I can barely see it but that looks like a fake-ass brand longboard. I bet a guy like Reston is too chicken to even attend an event like the Broadway Bomb.
i hate longboarders….they are fags!
Good thing there is also that article about hiding in the hallway at lunch time.
you dont know shit so shut the fuck up i for one am a longboarder and am 100% ladies! you dont know shit so dont say shit also imma go with you cant even stand on one? yes?
I love that he’s got the 720 Nikes.