Skateboarder attacked by Coyote. Police search for TNT.
January 15th, 2007 by Kilwag

Skateboarder attacked by Coyote

Denver’s Channel 7 News reports that a skateboarder was attacked by a Coyote.

Two different residents said a boy was attacked by a coyote while riding his skateboard. They said he was able to fend off the coyote with the skateboard.

A certain Wile. E. is being sought as an animal of interest. Apparently, Wile E. has a history of violence against small birds and skateboards as well.

One Response to “Skateboarder attacked by Coyote. Police search for TNT.”

  1. Kilwag (k.ed) Says:

    Hello! This is a real news story! A kid was actually attacked by a coyote while skateboarding! You can’t make this stuff up, only ht e photoshop illustration for chrissakes!

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