My dog was scooting for a while. We took him to the vet and they “expressed his anal glands.” No more scooting. Perhaps them folks all got a good “expressing” over the years and scooting is out of their system.
Riding a scooter is like riding a bicycle with training wheels. It’s kind of ok when you’re like 5 years old, but you will look ridiculous doing it at any age after that.
The scoot bros are above masturbatory retrospection. I wish I had the balls to scoot because then I wouldn’t have to suffer anymore painful documentaries with grown men crying about how ‘the scene’ saved them from an average existence.
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hurton
most definitely. Scooter riders have it easy, all they have to do is show up at the park and they piss of old people
skidzilla
My dog was scooting for a while. We took him to the vet and they “expressed his anal glands.” No more scooting. Perhaps them folks all got a good “expressing” over the years and scooting is out of their system.
mc
scooter graffiti
Concretin Nik
Always about the ass… good to know the far left hasn’t changed you!
K.C.
Riding a scooter is like riding a bicycle with training wheels. It’s kind of ok when you’re like 5 years old, but you will look ridiculous doing it at any age after that.
Michael
I am 45 years old. I used to like to talk about skateboarding, now I would much rather just do it. Scoot and destroy err annoy.
Auntie Larry
The scoot bros are above masturbatory retrospection. I wish I had the balls to scoot because then I wouldn’t have to suffer anymore painful documentaries with grown men crying about how ‘the scene’ saved them from an average existence.