A very disturbing, depraved, lewd an lascivious photograph after the jump. Concrete can be inherently sensuous, but Spohn Ranch may just be the Larry Flint of skatepark companies. Shield your eyes to protect your delicate sensibilities after the jump.
What about the Children? Won’t someone please think about the children!
I found this on Followgram.
29 comments
Roy Clark
Another hot design from the folks at Spawn Ranch. Isn’t that one of those “ranches” on the outskirts of Reno?
freezine
Amazing!
Archaelogists of the future will dig this up and be stoked!!
Silly pagans!!
DooD
I take back all the horrible things I said about you Spluge Ranch.
Hee Hee
whoah I’m gonna need a few minutes alone
CraigS
Is this their attempt to bring alien ships down to earth?
Bevilacqua
I get it.
Looks also a bit like a flasher opening his coat to … exhibit his pride.
Concretin Nik
Calling it! Destined for bulldozing. City officials (and/or some mommy blogger using it as a babysitter) is gonna shit an internet petition and it’s gone. Place your bets.
(It IS awesome not-so-subtle adolescent humor FTW, but it will be short lived.)
Jeff
“gonna shit an internet petition” Oh man, Nik that is one funny (but true) statement.
NWForty
Innuendo Skatepark.
Great place to hear AC/DC while you skate.
freezine
I designed this in grade 8.
Many times, actually in school notebooks.
Eddy Murphy
One testicle (testiclees, testiclees!) is bigger than the other.
freezine
Looks like a nice Euro-gap.
seedy
This is job security…now they HAVE to add to the park to make he naughty bits go away!
Troy
Matepark.
MC
I once had to change the view angle of a skatepark rendering to hide the coincidental genital likeness of a bowl design. Maybe it’s all in your filthy minds. I wonder if you hear “off the lip” a lot at that park.
Hee Hee
Pumping, grinding, sliding, going hard, balls out
who cares anyway
spahn ranch in california’s death valley was a defunct movie set the manson family lived and planned their grizzly murders
talentlessquitter
Holy Mary…
skaterdave
Get some!
carvin marvin
that’s usually the first grafitti at any park, they’l have to go to second choice: 4:20 maybe. my favorite is “kill BMX”
Gnarles Copinghagen
Yeah, why draw a penis when the whole park is based on penis. Ha! Ha!
CCKEN
Hey is that a halo over her head, maybe a religious thing?
Chad
certainly not pre-fab
hugh newman
it’s not a halo over her head, she has her hands clasped together over her head. Or at least that’s how I used to draw it
Hays
Like great artists across the ages, Spohn Ranch incorporates sensual and romantic imagery into many of their designs. Just go to their sample design page on Flickr and take a look – it’s like ‘Where’s Waldo’s ****”.
Who said that pre-cast can’t be sexy?
Koepke
I’m I the only one that sees a 3-D vagina?
Danimal
why do they keep building tacos…
Appalachian Black Panther
I’d drop in on the that if ya catch my drift
DickCancer
I see the clit!!!