A very disturbing, depraved, lewd an lascivious photograph after the jump. Concrete can be inherently sensuous, but Spohn Ranch may just be the Larry Flint of skatepark companies. Shield your eyes to protect your delicate sensibilities after the jump.
What about the Children? Won’t someone please think about the children!
I found this on Followgram.
29 comments
DickCancer
I see the clit!!!
Appalachian Black Panther
I’d drop in on the that if ya catch my drift
Danimal
why do they keep building tacos…
Koepke
I’m I the only one that sees a 3-D vagina?
Hays
Like great artists across the ages, Spohn Ranch incorporates sensual and romantic imagery into many of their designs. Just go to their sample design page on Flickr and take a look – it’s like ‘Where’s Waldo’s ****”.
Who said that pre-cast can’t be sexy?
hugh newman
it’s not a halo over her head, she has her hands clasped together over her head. Or at least that’s how I used to draw it
Chad
certainly not pre-fab
CCKEN
Hey is that a halo over her head, maybe a religious thing?
carvin marvin
that’s usually the first grafitti at any park, they’l have to go to second choice: 4:20 maybe. my favorite is “kill BMX”
Gnarles Copinghagen
Yeah, why draw a penis when the whole park is based on penis. Ha! Ha!
skaterdave
Get some!
talentlessquitter
Holy Mary…
who cares anyway
spahn ranch in california’s death valley was a defunct movie set the manson family lived and planned their grizzly murders
Hee Hee
Pumping, grinding, sliding, going hard, balls out
MC
I once had to change the view angle of a skatepark rendering to hide the coincidental genital likeness of a bowl design. Maybe it’s all in your filthy minds. I wonder if you hear “off the lip” a lot at that park.
Troy
Matepark.
seedy
This is job security…now they HAVE to add to the park to make he naughty bits go away!
freezine
Looks like a nice Euro-gap.
Eddy Murphy
One testicle (testiclees, testiclees!) is bigger than the other.
freezine
I designed this in grade 8.
Many times, actually in school notebooks.
NWForty
Innuendo Skatepark.
Great place to hear AC/DC while you skate.
Concretin Nik
Calling it! Destined for bulldozing. City officials (and/or some mommy blogger using it as a babysitter) is gonna shit an internet petition and it’s gone. Place your bets.
(It IS awesome not-so-subtle adolescent humor FTW, but it will be short lived.)
Jeff
“gonna shit an internet petition” Oh man, Nik that is one funny (but true) statement.
Bevilacqua
I get it.
Looks also a bit like a flasher opening his coat to … exhibit his pride.
CraigS
Is this their attempt to bring alien ships down to earth?
Hee Hee
whoah I’m gonna need a few minutes alone
DooD
I take back all the horrible things I said about you Spluge Ranch.
freezine
Amazing!
Archaelogists of the future will dig this up and be stoked!!
Silly pagans!!
Roy Clark
Another hot design from the folks at Spawn Ranch. Isn’t that one of those “ranches” on the outskirts of Reno?