*A Gumbometer was what Gumby had to wear when he went out so that he wouldn’t melt. Mother Gumby was always reminding him “don’t forget your Gumbometer.”
Gumby could shape shift. His genitalia may not always be evident, but that’s only because he could retract it back into his body when he wasn’t using it.
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Carroll13
That hits home…
I didn’t know how to clearly explain to a teenager I talked to at BG the other night why I could no longer do bonelesses.
ehdubya
he’s very temperature sensitive…
*A Gumbometer was what Gumby had to wear when he went out so that he wouldn’t melt. Mother Gumby was always reminding him “don’t forget your Gumbometer.”
Concretin Nik
nice tribute.
jakeandannoy
Gumby didn’t even have a dick.
Guess that’s what Pokey was for.
cold ones
Gumby could shape shift. His genitalia may not always be evident, but that’s only because he could retract it back into his body when he wasn’t using it.