Fun with skateboards in stock photography
You’re not turning me on, your embarassing yourself! or That ski hat makes you look stupid in your bikini! – maybe something like that.
I’m sure you can do better. Best caption wins a noprize!
Hawt skater gurl Available from iStock Photo.
“I don’t care if you hawt … Longboards are for pussies!!”
That photog
“Wanna see MY longboard?”
Stop checking out MC! I patented the pointed finger air!
HEY! Git off my board beotch!
“Hey WTF? Bikinis and beanies don’t mix, EVER!”
wow! your hot! would you like to be sponsored and get some fake respect…in return for some of that ass?
” Goddamn it !!! What are you a fucking statue ? Give me some of that Hannah Montana singing shit so we can sell these fuckers to the kids “
OK…good. Now lick the wheel lovingly.
ride the sidepipe bitch. ride the fucking sidepipe.
Yeah baby! You’re hot! Now get on the U-shaped slide like I paid for!