You’re not turning me on, your embarassing yourself! or That ski hat makes you look stupid in your bikini! – maybe something like that.
I’m sure you can do better. Best caption wins a noprize!
Hawt skater gurl Available from iStock Photo.
Recent Comments
11 comments
JKP
Yeah baby! You’re hot! Now get on the U-shaped slide like I paid for!
LP
ride the sidepipe bitch. ride the fucking sidepipe.
corncobcock
OK…good. Now lick the wheel lovingly.
Black Ohio
” Goddamn it !!! What are you a fucking statue ? Give me some of that Hannah Montana singing shit so we can sell these fuckers to the kids “
corncobcock
wow! your hot! would you like to be sponsored and get some fake respect…in return for some of that ass?
Aaron
“Hey WTF? Bikinis and beanies don’t mix, EVER!”
Concretin
HEY! Git off my board beotch!
t-roy
Stop checking out MC! I patented the pointed finger air!
Paddy
“Wanna see MY longboard?”
mc
That photog
skatenerd
“I don’t care if you hawt … Longboards are for pussies!!”