Broken Kingpins
…and other assorted crap.
Man fights off a cougar (not Courtney Cox ) with a skateboard in Canada – See here.
Low-tech version of high-tech motion capture provides instant feedback for learning skateboard tricks (Here’s some feedback… Weak!)- See here.
Skateboard clipart and stock photography wallpaper for your Droid phone – See here.
Bad clipart from the Texas State Library – See here
Iphone case material tested on a skateboard for some reason – See here.
French guy who looks like a Russian gangster riding a Vespa scooter in a skatepark – See here.
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holy shit. Broken kingpins makes a comeback after 25 years!
This is why real men mall grab.
Oh, and Ida gone with “Man beats off cougar with a skateboard”.
Well, I woke up in the mornin /
On the ol’ Chisolm Trail /
With my pecker in my hand /
And a cow by the tail /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
Tie my pecker to a tree /
Well the first time I seed her /
She was floatin downstream /
With her ass blowin bubbles /
And her cunt flowin cream /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
Tie my pecker to a tree /
Well I fucked her standin up /
And I fucked her lyin’ /
And if she’d had wings /
Ida fucked her flyin’ /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
Tie my pecker to a tree /
Well the last time I seed her /
And I ain’t seed her since /
She was jackin’ off a bull /
Through a barbed wire fence /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
tie my pecker to a tree…
That’s a combination of two of the original, pre-sanitized versions of “The Ol’ Chisolm Trail”… which just goes to show that there’ve always been skateboarders. (They just didn’t have boards yet, so they couldn’t masturbate cougars or anything.)