Gumby could shape shift. His genitalia may not always be evident, but that’s only because he could retract it back into his body when he wasn’t using it.
*A Gumbometer was what Gumby had to wear when he went out so that he wouldn’t melt. Mother Gumby was always reminding him “don’t forget your Gumbometer.”
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cold ones
Gumby could shape shift. His genitalia may not always be evident, but that’s only because he could retract it back into his body when he wasn’t using it.
jakeandannoy
Gumby didn’t even have a dick.
Guess that’s what Pokey was for.
Concretin Nik
nice tribute.
ehdubya
he’s very temperature sensitive…
*A Gumbometer was what Gumby had to wear when he went out so that he wouldn’t melt. Mother Gumby was always reminding him “don’t forget your Gumbometer.”
Carroll13
That hits home…
I didn’t know how to clearly explain to a teenager I talked to at BG the other night why I could no longer do bonelesses.