When Mark Conahan isn’t busy getting heckled for wearing pads or drawing comics, he’s appearing in magazines like Portland Monthly, where the richsters pretend to be hipsters. It’s not clear how Steve Grover got in past security, but he makes an appearance as well in the August Best of 07 issue that chose Pier Park as the city’s best skatepark. They try to imply that Pier Park is “gnarlier” than Burnside because it’s bowl is deeper, but that’s a pretty uninformed comparison. Who writes these articles? I mean seriously, your average Portland Monthly reader isn’t about to hop in the BMW and drive to the local skatepark, unless they are bringing their little kid. I’m sure a lot of them are going to drop in on the best place to get a tattoo as well. Yeah, I’m just jealous because we didn’t get chosen for Best Local and International Skate Coverage, even though that wasn’t one of the categories.
Portland Monthly magazine’s Best of 07: Best Skatepark
Here’s the contents page.
The blurb on the skatepark.
Here’s the whole spread. Click to enlarge.
12 comments
warehouse
Are kids making fun of my pads?
bobcat
fuck man, you win. the Ballard Bowl got ‘best skatepark’… oh yeah i forgot it’s our ONLY one.
I need to move south.
Rich
Peir Pork, in the lingua franca, and Burnside – both killer, both gnarly.
jf
Burnside is way gnarlier if you’re talking about the piss smell.
Jaymeer
Are you guys kidding me come to GnarlyWay..lol oh Marginal Way.
Do you mean Gnarlier people, skaters, or trash!
JAKE FERRANTI
Burnside vs. Pier in a “which is gnarlier” is like Chino vs. San Pedro. Both gnarly parks,not really comparable tho.
Concretin
Can I have your autograph MC?
brad
I actually love the Portland Monthly, it helps me know where to spend my money. Didn’t you all grow up in the suburbs with money too?
tobin dave
Zane says : “peter park rules”. And he’s not talking about spiderman! Although he does get a warmer welcome down at the side.
Mark
I guess I’ll never understand the mind set of skaters getting down on other skaters for wearing pads… Makes no sense.
Kilwag
Either way, I’d say Burnside is gnarlier in both respects. It’s probably easier to get used to Pier than Burnside.
Conahan
Burnside is gnarly as in literally gnarled. Pier is gnarly as in challenging.