Jeebus ripping
November 30th, 2007 by Kilwag
Jesus Mousepads! Get your Jesus mousepads here! Holeyware is a Café Press store, so it’s not like these are actual mass produced items for sale. Still, it’s nice to know you can buy a mouse pad with Jesus on a bad 80’s skateboard. I mean if he’s really old school, shouldn’t he be on a 70’s deck or even a 60’s plank with steel wheels. Actually, your Lord and Saviour is from the New Testament, so he’s really more New School, like this Jesus on a hand rail action figure. I think my source for this post is actually upset about this.
November 30th, 2007 at 1:57 pm
Praise the board…
November 30th, 2007 at 2:00 pm
Our Father who art in heaven, shallow be thy bowl, thy kingdom come, thy will be done on street as it is in tranny…ok I gotta stop, Im Catholic and this cant be good for me.
November 30th, 2007 at 2:19 pm
“What a bad example! He’s not even wearing a helmet!”
November 30th, 2007 at 2:43 pm
i thought that was Haslam…
November 30th, 2007 at 3:29 pm
…give us this day our daily board, forgive us our barges as we forgive those who barge against us, lead us not into technical, but deliver us from mong.. ok I’ll stop for real this time .
November 30th, 2007 at 3:58 pm
Gaymen.
November 30th, 2007 at 4:43 pm
don’t even get me started on the Catholic religion….
November 30th, 2007 at 5:59 pm
JakeF - You may be going to hell, but at least I’ll be laughing. With you, not at you. Nice writing of the “Board’s Prayer”
November 30th, 2007 at 6:47 pm
Funny Chit! Hey what’s that smell? Oh that’s just Jake’s smoldering lightnening stricken carcass…
November 30th, 2007 at 8:41 pm
I always get Jesus and Santa Claus confused which one is that?
November 30th, 2007 at 10:33 pm
Holy Jesus Air!
November 30th, 2007 at 10:56 pm
Are Christ airs considered penance?
November 30th, 2007 at 11:02 pm
Ohhh my smoking carcass….and how it smells…REPENT!REEEEE-PEEEEENT!
December 2nd, 2007 at 12:12 pm
All this time I was under the impression that Jesus was hetero. Maybe thats why Muslims don’t allow pictures of Mohommed, so no one stumbles upon his sexual orientation.
December 4th, 2007 at 6:57 am
Makes a nice channuka present