Skate and Annoy: Reviews

Rotten: No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs

Rotten – No Irish, No Blacks, No Dogs.

Of course there are two other authors credited in this, the tale of Johnny Rotten, superstar and giant among men. It’s a fair guess that the first guy drowned in bs so they had to bring in another guy to fill the void. If you can get past the stories of how Johnny Rotten practically invented reggae and just about everything else that has to do with popular counterculture you’ll be pleasantly surprised. It reminds me of a story that someone told me about Howard Devoto claiming to have invented oxygen. Lydon, or is it Rotten again? Anyway, he paints a pretty bleak picture of Malcom McLaren and pretty much everyone else around him. For the most part the consensus is that McLaren was/is a wanker but you still have to take what he (Lydon) says with a grain of salt. For a man who’s teenage years found him at the helm of histories most infamous band he’s had a tough act to follow in himself. You get the feeling that he’s a little resentful of the fact that his later efforts are’t going to be what he’s remembered by. He also seems a bit sour (rightfully so) on today’s scene. He’ll tell you that Nirvana aint punk. The Pistols may seem tame by today’s standards, but you’ll never be reading about how the first Marilyn Manson show kickstarted a generation or two of the last couple of decades most creative and popular bands. That said, there is some interesting reading in here. When he’s not contradicting himself you can learn a lot about his background and a little about what makes him tick, if you take his word for it. There are also a lot of funny stories like the one about torturing Glenn Matlock with hidden “protien additives” in his hoagies. There a quotes from other players on the scene including Pistols’ band members remeniscing about the origins of their tunes. Johhny includes a lot of early pictures of himself and family which give you a chance to see him looking like a hippie or a young Rod Stewart. An added plus is a detailed description and index of the photographs, something sorely missing from a lot of similar books. He also trys to give some insight into the person behind the cartoon character that was Sid Vicious. He’s more than happy to tell you that the “Sid and Nancy” movie was shit. Aside from that there are a lot of Johnny’s recollections of different tours and the circus that surrounded the Sex Pistols. This is a good book to get in paperback form cause you’re really not going to be using it as a reference, but it’s still good to have if you can take his ego in stride. You’ll be surprised to learn that behind the confrontational personality lies a sensitive and caring individual, and I’m only half kidding. Of course this was published pre-Mountain Dew commercial and pre-reunioun tour. Borrow a copy. Three and half gobs of spit out of five.

$22.95 hard cover

Buy Stuff

Help support Skate and Annoy and keep the updates coming!

Recent Comments

  • Michiel: You’re doing the lord’s work. Fantastic job....
  • Athena Catalog Mega Drop – Skate and Annoy: […] This profile looks familiar too. Not Bullets, but maybe Blurrs? […]...
  • Athena Catalog Mega Drop – Skate and Annoy: […] stock. Starting at the top, some helmets that appear to be based on designs from Norcon and Cooper. I suppose it’s possible they were the original manufacturers of those helmets, Coope...
  • Dave: I'm a bit late to the party here bit I've been packing for a move and come across my old skateboard. The plexiglass ThunderBoard. When I started looking it up l, this blog came up and I found the ar...
  • Kilwag: Mom was looking out for you!...
  • Justin: Doz’r, so bad… kinda glad my mom ignored my request for one....
  • BritSkateMuseum: Just wanted to say I love it when S&A comes up when I google something, thanks for all the work this last 20 odd years 👍...
  • Ciao, incredibile... io ne ho a casa uno uguale, mi era stato regalato da piccolo, quanto può valere?: Ciao, incredibile... io ne ho a casa uno uguale, mi era stato regalato da piccolo, quanto può valere?...
  • John Meaney: Hi by any chance do u have any others and would you be interested in selling one...
  • william mcgill: i am wearing that shirt right now...
  • Deborah: Feel free to reach out i can share info about my grandpa Cecil Schertz. And yes Aaron created the Native logo for him...
  • Eddie: Found this in 2026, so I recently acquired this gonz first model board through an uncle that got it at a thrift. I knew it was old but needed the verification and this article helped me out a lot. Kne...
  • Ashley Harris: I'd like a free catalog please...
  • Szin napalm: My girl has one of these and I put some monster truck style offrad wheels on it the thing is beast. I'm trying to get her to put longboard trucks on it like these reverse style 😀 I got...
  • Matt Be: Those were great starter boards. So many kids got one after graduating from the plastic banana boards. After wearing out the Executioner, it was time for a "Pro" board....
  • Kilwag: Thanks for the update....
  • iDL: Silverstar was a subsidiary of Nicotine Wheels/East Coat Urethane. Originally Ricky Oyola set up Illuminati as a subsidiary of Zoo York but had to close the company due to an existing copyright on ...
  • Matt O'Connell: Turtles was near my house, got demolished in 98 or 99. My friends and I were the last to skate it with Charlie Wilkins and Vinnie Ponte, next day it was demolished after an insane session. Last peop...
  • Kilwag: You're going to love this - the original packaging: https://skateandannoy.com/blog/2014/06/long-rider-mania/...
  • Muppy: 2026 and I’m looking at one in my new band prac room right now. Cheers for this info guys!...
  • J.C.Hoogendijk: was my first deck 40 years ago...
  • Lee: Like Jason already said, the Conquering Warrior was a real complete and it was also my first proper skateboard (I don't consider it my first proper pro board). It was sold in sporting goods stores in ...
  • Ciaran gallagher: Friend me on Facebook Ciaran Gallagher Long Beach I will give you more info. Just seen message...
  • wes: I have a few of these....
  • Kilwag: Well this is funny. I while digging through my basement getting ready for a skate swap, I discovered I already had this game, buried in sea of plastic tubs filled with skate toy ephemera....
  • SEAN GOFF: Thats amazing...
  • Sandokanpedro: Salve ,anche io posseggo le due versioni.... imbullonati e l'altro perni fusi di Il primo nero con adesivo ed era accessoriato con ruote long ,recuperate le sue originali adesso è completo. L'altro...
  • Kilwag: Sorry, it's not our video. looks like it has been removed....
  • Dan: I realize this is a couple years old now, but I really wanna watch this video again. Any chance you can make the YouTube video public again and share the joy?...
  • Seth: These are dope af....
  • Ken: This is a great write up about Surf MC’s. Totally terrible. Wow. I don’t remember them in the 80s, but I grabbed the Surf or Die 12” single from Goodwill the other day. I may file a law suit aga...
  • Maria: This was my Dads company!!! He started it in our garage in Del Mar. I was 14 at the time. Thought I was the shit when we’d go to the competitions!...
  • Harry Rivenburgh: I have one. Contact me if you're still interested...
  • Steve: The top of the range Skuda La did get a review in Skateboarder Mag back in the day...