Ha! We’ve got two Element cases from the Skate Legends series to be given away to two randomly chosen comment authors. Up for grabs are one each of the Formula 4 models and the Vapor Comp models. Leave a comment to be entered. Multiple comments won’t stack the odds in your favor and the prizes will be ship directly from the manufacturer, or more likely, their publicity company. I know all you Android users are going to cry foul, but we don’t care, so stuff your sorries in a sack. Also, this contest is open to goofy foot riders only. Contest ends at midnight April 22nd. The images above are just for illustration. I’m sure they’d be willing to let you pick a design.

Subscriptions Winners: Jeff (AKA Me! Me! Me!), Talentless Quitter, and Idahosk8gringo. Thanks again to the Skateboarder’s Journal.

Listen up spuds. This is your chance to win one of two Weirdo skateboards. All you have to do is leave a weird story about skateboarding in the comments. That’s pretty vague, right? So go for it. Tell us a weird, preferably true story about skateboarding. This contest ends the day after Halloween. At that point we’ll put it up to a vote. The story with the most votes wins a Weirdo skateboard of his or her choice. The second one will be “editor’s choice.” Thanks again to site sponsor Weirdo Skateboards. You know I always hate when there’s a web site contest that makes you actually work for your entry like this one. At least you get to pick your own board if you win. Shipped direct form Weirdo, so it will get there in a reasonable amount of time. Let the games begin! UPDATE: Comments closed while we figure out how to set the voting up.

OK man, I’m phoning it in today, but at least I have something extra for you here. Control Skateboards is giving away this Onyx model to one lucky, hip hop-loving Skate and Annoy reader. Since it’s Onyx, and the last time I can remember hearing them was in in the early 90’s, to win you have dress up in some baggy pants and tiny wheels, then….. just kidding. All you have to do is leave your name in the comments for this post before midnight on Sunday, August 16th and I’ll randomly pick one winner, so use your real email addresses. The board will be shipped directly from Control, so you may even get it in a timely manner. You can pick the width, 7.5″ -8″ on a 14″ wheelbase. Prerequisite press release after the jump.