As seen on FFFFound, reposted from Cool Shit’s Bullshit, and of course, credited by nobody, anywhere, beccause Tumblr is for lazy people who don’t care about credit where credit is due. If you know the original source of this, please let me know.* (And, sorry Betsy… I feel like I’m letting you down with this one.)

UPDATE: Thanks to a reader, we have the source. Photographer Pedro Duarte Jorge.

That’s the title of the video folks. Don’t be a jerk in the comments, Jocelyn has been known to lurk on S&A, and that concrete mini ramp setup in the background is actually hers.

Bloody Nose Ballerina has an interview with adult film/photo actress known as Miss Ladie. I’m not familiar with her work, but apparently she has a fetish for skateboards. Miss Ladie is also into old VHS horror films, making jewelry out of “dead shit” and World of Warcraft. She also has a lifelong ambition to see where the Champagne of Beers is made, so she’s definitely classy. Let’s face it. Pabst sucks. Miller High Life all the way.

– Thanks to Colin for the tip. (Don’t worry, Mrs Colin doesn’t read S&A)

This is a model named Kate Kondas, who I guess is a thing. She was photographed for the August 2013 issue of Elle Magazine Hungary in a partially finished, partially ghetto looking skatepark somewhere. I’ve never seen a concrete park with asphalt on the top deck. The photographer (and possible anime villain) is named Zoltan Tombor.

[Source: Fashion Gone Rogue] – Thanks to the spawn of MC for the tip.

I feel sorry for the “model” who got a big break only to end up bent over facing away from the camera with a Jimmy’Z fanny pack and her ass being the main attraction of the poster. “Look Ma, I’m on a poster!” Unbelievably, the seller thinks this is worth $79! I made an offer $10, which he refused. I upped the ante to $11, and the seller countered with $35. I don’t think they recognized the sarcasm in my bids.

– Thanks to Matthijs for the tip

Glamour, France thinks Jessica Alba is a fashion icon and a cool girl. I think she looks uncomfortable posing with that skateboard. Somehow they managed to make sex symbol look awkward in most of the photos. I wonder if it’s because she did pushups, a la Salba before the photo shoot. Update: Photo recycled in US Weekly a year later.

[Source: Visual Optimism] – MC found it, but he’ll blame one of his daughters.

Let’s see… What’s the least offensive joke I can make here? I think that was it. I wonder if this is Wet Willy’s water slide?

Photo by Wesley Chmielowski

Inspired by Skate Moss, it’s Skate Upton. Like a lot of imitators, the guys at Skate Upton phone it in quite often, with low res images and animated gifs evidence. Remember Skate Bush? When is someone going to man up and put together Skatey Perry?

Elyse is a dancer at Mystic in Portland, photography by Hypnox. She actually skates too. We cover gentleman’s clubs and the Smithsoinan here on Skate and Annoy.

Neal Hendrix is Babes dig Balls Sports Babe of the Day. Babes Dig Balls is “The sports spot by babes who dig balls…and pucks.” If the interwebs has taught me anything, it’s that this site probably run by a 30-something dude.

What is sexier than a babe on a skateboard with five X Games medals and a trip to the Olympic Games? Not much. Today’s SBOTD is sexy Lewisville, North Caroline native, Neal Hendrix.

Click the link for his interview.