Friday T&A on S&A : Concrete Bodies

A very disturbing, depraved, lewd an lascivious photograph after the jump. Concrete can be inherently sensuous, but Spohn Ranch may just be the Larry Flint of skatepark companies. Shield your eyes to protect your delicate sensibilities after the jump.

What about the Children? Won’t someone please think about the children!

I found this on Followgram.

Discussion

29 thoughts on “Friday T&A on S&A : Concrete Bodies

  1. Roy Clark on February 17, 2012 - Reply

    Another hot design from the folks at Spawn Ranch. Isn’t that one of those “ranches” on the outskirts of Reno?

  2. Amazing!
    Archaelogists of the future will dig this up and be stoked!!
    Silly pagans!!

  3. I take back all the horrible things I said about you Spluge Ranch.

  4. whoah I’m gonna need a few minutes alone

  5. Is this their attempt to bring alien ships down to earth?

  6. I get it.
    Looks also a bit like a flasher opening his coat to … exhibit his pride.

  7. Calling it! Destined for bulldozing. City officials (and/or some mommy blogger using it as a babysitter) is gonna shit an internet petition and it’s gone. Place your bets.

    (It IS awesome not-so-subtle adolescent humor FTW, but it will be short lived.)

    1. “gonna shit an internet petition” Oh man, Nik that is one funny (but true) statement.

  8. Innuendo Skatepark.
    Great place to hear AC/DC while you skate.

  9. I designed this in grade 8.
    Many times, actually in school notebooks.

  10. Eddy Murphy on February 17, 2012 - Reply

    One testicle (testiclees, testiclees!) is bigger than the other.

  11. Looks like a nice Euro-gap.

  12. This is job security…now they HAVE to add to the park to make he naughty bits go away!

  13. Matepark.

  14. I once had to change the view angle of a skatepark rendering to hide the coincidental genital likeness of a bowl design. Maybe it’s all in your filthy minds. I wonder if you hear “off the lip” a lot at that park.

  15. Pumping, grinding, sliding, going hard, balls out

  16. who cares anyway on February 17, 2012 - Reply

    spahn ranch in california’s death valley was a defunct movie set the manson family lived and planned their grizzly murders

  17. talentlessquitter on February 17, 2012 - Reply

    Holy Mary…

  18. carvin marvin on February 17, 2012 - Reply

    that’s usually the first grafitti at any park, they’l have to go to second choice: 4:20 maybe. my favorite is “kill BMX”

    1. Gnarles Copinghagen on February 20, 2012 - Reply

      Yeah, why draw a penis when the whole park is based on penis. Ha! Ha!

  19. Hey is that a halo over her head, maybe a religious thing?

  20. certainly not pre-fab

  21. it’s not a halo over her head, she has her hands clasped together over her head. Or at least that’s how I used to draw it

  22. Like great artists across the ages, Spohn Ranch incorporates sensual and romantic imagery into many of their designs. Just go to their sample design page on Flickr and take a look – it’s like ‘Where’s Waldo’s ****”.

    Who said that pre-cast can’t be sexy?

  23. I’m I the only one that sees a 3-D vagina?

  24. why do they keep building tacos…

  25. Appalachian Black Panther on February 22, 2012 - Reply

    I’d drop in on the that if ya catch my drift

  26. DickCancer on February 22, 2012 - Reply

    I see the clit!!!

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