Tony MoHawk

Grover used to love trying to fluster little kids at skateparks by asking them if they knew who Tony Mohawk was, or just shouting it out at random moments like an exclamation point. My friend Boneman lives in Colorado now, but when he saw this Tony Mohawk dog toy he immediately thought of me and yes you, the readers of Skate and Annoy.

It makes noise when you squeeze it. How do I know? Well, obviously I’ve ahem, choked this chicken.

Full frontal chicken is even rocking an iPod.

Shouldn’t this say “Chicken Magnet” instead?

Tough Guy…

Pretty expressive for a rubber chicken.

Discussion

9 thoughts on “Tony MoHawk

  1. Come on people, a Tony Mohawk rubber chicken with a skateboard. This is the pinnacle of Skate and Annoy. You must all be speechless.

  2. Dave ILL on June 10, 2011 - Reply

    “…………….”

  3. FanBoy is indeed speechless. 😐

  4. Boneman on June 11, 2011 - Reply

    I want to see his stance on the board with those feet.

    1. Hang Six!

  5. talentlessquitter on June 13, 2011 - Reply

    His board shoulda’ had the dodo skull on it.

  6. Kinda looks like him.

  7. Sandor on June 13, 2011 - Reply

    I never thought of the Hawkster as the chick magnet type but…

    Link

    And where the hell can a skater buy one a them tony mohawks, anyway? I can’t find it anywhere on the thing, you know, the internet…

  8. Boneman on June 14, 2011 - Reply

    I found it at my friendly Tru Value store and you can too!

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