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The Kelly Bundy Formula

Not that anyone should be interested in the lives of aging, but once hot television starlets like Christina Applegate. It was in the news recently that her skateboarder boyfriend Lee Grivas has died. In every article I found the news states the same phrase, “26-year-old skateboarder Lee Grivas”. In reality he was an Alaskan fisherman… but skateboarder somehow got to supersede the title of fisherman in all the trashy journalism out there.

Perhaps we’ll see a sudden influx of value added to the H-Street Jason Rodgers model on eBay… I had that board, I never got to have relations with Christina Applegate. My only failure in the formula is that I never fished commercially in Alaska… that and a lot of pressure flips performed on that board. Forgive me. [Image: VA Skateboards]

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3 thoughts on “The Kelly Bundy Formula

  1. I guess this is Friday T&A –

    Ms Applegate has to be sick of the Kelly Bundy references. She’s a decent actress, I’ve seen her in some stuff where she was good. Maybe that’s just residual lust leftover from the 90’s. I hope she saved her money from Married with Children.

  2. the suck thing is that she was so hot on married but then when that dead babysitter movie came out she turned completely sexless, like jennie garth. kind of hot but older and just like not really sexy.

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