Wee Willie Winkies

Thanks to Jim Thompson for these photos of Wee Willie Winkies. That’s “winkles” not “Winkles” as in Wee Willi Winkels. These disgusting looking, sickly pale, pink, fleshy appendages come from Scotland. Sausage skateboards probably require pizza grip to deal with all that extra grease.

From Jim:

Spotted on the side of a truck in London, these little horrors come from Scotland, home of the healthiest food in Europe. Guess it’s a boneless sausage. Hope no skater kids were harmed making these things but looking at them you can’t be sure…

Here’s a billboard that Jim snapped a pic of. Ignore everything after the slash on the URL, the parent company web site has been redesigned recently, so there’s no longer a subsection for Wee Willie Winkies.