Commonwealth Skateboarding in Portland is having it’s grand opening on Saturday, February 26th. Doors open at 3, product giveaway at 6, photography show by Bryce Kanights, Jon Humphries and Garric Ray. The website has been updated with hours and price structure. Check out Skate Daily for some more background on Commonwealth. Flyer after the jump. [Source: EPM]

SInce her last appearance was such a hit here I thought I’d bring you part two of the Madonna impersonator/bird woman of Alcatraz. She even looks like Madonna in these shots, except for the weird inappropriate section with the small child. Definitely NSFW video after the jump. If Richard Hell were dead he’d rise from the grave and commit suicide just dso he could roll over in his grave. I know that doesn’t make sense. – Thanks to Brian for the tip.

Free at Ripzu tonight at 7pm. I belive there are some familiar Northwest faces in this vid.

This proposed design for a retirement village is gay, literally! It’s a concept for a Palm Springs retirement community for lesbian, gay, bisexual and transgendered individuals looking to avoid traditional golden year facilities. MC must be planning for his retirement, because he’s the tipster on this one! I’m totally gay for that building. I hope it gets built, although I’m skeptical. I’d believe it if it were in Europe somewhere. [Source: Cool Hunting]

Enjoy (?) this horrible game with a beloved character from a horrible cartoon. And you thought he only dug slalom. Nothing but screen captures after the jump. – Thanks to Kevin Cann for the tip.

Duane Peters is back on the horse again after his gnarly injury. Looking like Duane again, not really taking it easy at all. Amazing considering the doctors wanted to amputate his leg. A little video after the jump. – Thanks to Eric Fleming for the tip

Home foreclosures and mortgage woes mean lots of empty pools in some parts of the country, and it even affects people with built-for-skate facilities like the Barrio Bowl in Las Vegas, reportedly selling for 32k to appease the bank. This picture comes from Picasa user Eric, and minimal details are available on Concrete Disciples. – Thanks to unlikely CD troller MC for the tip.

This Spaghettios label was found on Flickr, but the original link was lost. My money was on this guy Gregg Koenig. He’s got other Spaghettios labels presented in a similar fashion, but it didn’t come up in the search, maybe there was a typo on that one. I was going to look through his whole stream but he’s got an insane amount (2,522) of old food images. It turns out it belongs to Jason Liebig and it dates to the 90’s. This post reminds me of a story. Sometimes it’s a long trip to the store just to find out it’s closed. – Thanks to Boy Ipoh for the tip.