It’s been about 4 years since Skate and Annoy mentioned Fruit Shoot, but they’ve been shredding it up while our eyes were averted. They’ve got a YouTube channel that “…is the place to get all your info on Skills, whether you’re a football freestyler, a skater, a BMX flatlander, a dancer, or an urban gymnast.” I know skateboarders and Urban Gymnasts have historically been at odds with each other, vandalizing each other’s hal pipes and parallel bars, but the time has come to live peacefully amongst the larger Extreme!® community. To help you uncover your skills they’ve unlisted the talents of skateboarding pro (?) Stefani Five-O. They’ve fixed a series of skateboarding tutorials that she hosts. She actually skates in some of the basic ones, but hands off the more difficult moves to an accomplice. I guess she’s no Nikki Rose Quinlan. Who is she? You can meet her in a video bio. Up top is a screen capture from the Netherlands version of the Fruit Shoot web site. Skateboarding tutorials with Stefani and a couple TV commercials after the jump.
– Thanks to Matthijs for the tip.
Stefani, where’s your helmet? What about the Children? Won’t somebody please think of THE CHILDREN????
Meet Stefani Five-O
Learn frontside rocks with Stefani.
Learn out of context Indy grabs with Stefani.
TV commercials in multiple languages!
5 comments
Lard bomb
Stephanie 5-0, Please stop channelling that useless white Tawana Brawley bitch I dated for one miserable month.
Al Sharpton
Wait, did she accuse you of rape, or smearing feces on her? And what does that have to do with Stefani 5-0, who merely sounds like a female Aussie pro surfer not named Jodie Cooper or Steph (a pterodactyl, in other words). (I hope modern Aussie girl accents aren’t feedback-ing to the ExtremeTM youth of Britain… they’d do better to imitate even Saffa girls.) (And by “Saffas” I mean pro surfers FROM S.A., like Rosie and Bianca, not as in “Saffa’s/Surface” Paradise [as the pterodactyls say].) (By the way, you’re insane to hold on to Tawana; I dropped her lyin’ ass with my lard!)
Lard bomb
Aside from being schizo on mental medz her carrying on by slamming her body into my paper thin walls of a garden apartment prompted a neighbor to basically have aswat team of cops enter my bong strewn apartment. Amongst her throwing ten lit cigarettes onto the back seat of my car….and there was a lot more bulllshit than that. Fuck her she’s even on page 13 of the fucking New York post for getting pregnant by some banker fuck who told her he pay for the abortion…names won’t be released
Al Sharpton
TMI on our part… the only thing of general interest here is that Bill Cosby at the time offered a $25,000 reward for information leading to the arrest of Tawana’s supposed assailants. They may bail on a sinking one, but rats ain’t afraid to flock to a smelly ship, such as the Duggar’s.
Lard bomb
Yes far too much info. But I guess since her ancestors founded part of nj I can’t escape negging the rotten bitch