Skate Empathy
A very polite and apologetic “No Skateboarding” sign. It’s as if they feel bad about it. It’s not really skate harassment, but more like skate empathy. “We’re sorry, we wish you could skate here, but you cannot.” In my mind I hear that with a Canadian accent.
– Thanks to John E for the photo
“But I love skating on garden mulch, in front of your bank!”
Canadian accent would be mostly the same as American, but we might hang on the word “mulch” for an extra second or two for snarky effect.
my money will go elsewhere good sir. THey told me to leave my board at the front at an ace when is was little I have never been in an ace hardware since. fuck em