Skateboard Champion Patches

Check out these excellent Skateboard Champion embroidered patches. I’m not sure what a “cashpatch range” is, but I know that poster boy looks more like a comic book superhero than a skateboarder. Even without the great display, these patches are well worth the $46 cost. I’ll bet you could sell them for $5 a piece easy, if you had the right shop. A close up of the patches reveals a bunch of Easter Island heads on the skaters. Click through to check out other anatomical abnormalities, possibly elephantiasis. Bonus Stupids video too.

Thanks to David ODK for the tip.

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What’s the scoop with the champion skateboarder’s right hand. I understand foreshortening in illustration, but this guy looks like he might have a giant flipper grafted onto his shoulder. Also, there’s the issue of the bowling pins blasting out of his ass.

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Proto-Blockhead?

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In honor of Skateboard Champion’s misshapen arm, please enjoy another highly thoughtful blast from the past. This is Elephant Man, by the legendary English skate rock band The Stupids!

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