…and other assorted crap.
Man fights off a cougar (not Courtney Cox ) with a skateboard in Canada – See here.
Low-tech version of high-tech motion capture provides instant feedback for learning skateboard tricks (Here’s some feedback… Weak!)- See here.
Skateboard clipart and stock photography wallpaper for your Droid phone – See here.
Bad clipart from the Texas State Library – See here
Iphone case material tested on a skateboard for some reason – See here.
French guy who looks like a Russian gangster riding a Vespa scooter in a skatepark – See here.
– Thanks to… You ought to be ashamed of yourselves!
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Animal Testicles
This is why real men mall grab.
Animal Testicles
Oh, and Ida gone with “Man beats off cougar with a skateboard”.
howcowpokesgotname
Well, I woke up in the mornin /
On the ol’ Chisolm Trail /
With my pecker in my hand /
And a cow by the tail /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
Tie my pecker to a tree /
Well the first time I seed her /
She was floatin downstream /
With her ass blowin bubbles /
And her cunt flowin cream /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
Tie my pecker to a tree /
Well I fucked her standin up /
And I fucked her lyin’ /
And if she’d had wings /
Ida fucked her flyin’ /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
Tie my pecker to a tree /
Well the last time I seed her /
And I ain’t seed her since /
She was jackin’ off a bull /
Through a barbed wire fence /
Come an tie my pecker to a tree /
To a tree /
tie my pecker to a tree…
That’s a combination of two of the original, pre-sanitized versions of “The Ol’ Chisolm Trail”… which just goes to show that there’ve always been skateboarders. (They just didn’t have boards yet, so they couldn’t masturbate cougars or anything.)
houseofneil
holy shit. Broken kingpins makes a comeback after 25 years!
K.C.
4 wheels only!