Elyse is a dancer at Mystic in Portland, photography by Hypnox. She actually skates too. We cover gentleman’s clubs and the Smithsoinan here on Skate and Annoy.
its funny i hate my reatrd job so fucking much it hurts to patron strip clubs, and tip strippers…but damn if i made easy money sitting behind a desk i’d tip these women for days
18 comments
Scummerpdx
Elysse what’s your stage name so I can come in and throw some bills your way. Can I skate to stage? Lol
jerboy
damn son.
reo
i love this picture. that woman is a beauty, and the theme is cool. and if she skates, that is so much cooler!
does this come from a full photo shoot? are there more pics?
kilwag
It was actually a reader tip who wished to remain anonymous. I checked the photog’s site for more but there didn’t appear to be any.
Fitz
That lady is red hot. And Mysic is about 15 blocks from my house.
BoBo
She’s very pretty
Eric
More of the set from where this came from somewhere?
Elyse
Thanks for all the positive comments 🙂
jake
Awesome! so yeah..you got a fan in Sweden…(of all places/countries)
kc
she seems so down to earth kinda girl.let s hope she sees this post and comments. shwing!
Arsenio Venkman
its funny i hate my reatrd job so fucking much it hurts to patron strip clubs, and tip strippers…but damn if i made easy money sitting behind a desk i’d tip these women for days
Arsenio Venkman
good show…shorter shorts would be nice…women seem to only want to look scawny, ladies dont shun muscle tone it looks way hotter
masterochicken
I’m sure all the ladies who read SnA will take that into consideration.
Arsenio Venkman
women read this stuff…skate groupies were always the hottest
scummerpdx
Damn! I skated with her before.. Why dont more women look like this? Meat and potatoes…yum
Fitz
Amen! If I wanted to hook up with 12 year old boys I’d buy a scooter. However, I’m a grown man, and I like women who look like women.
Scott
Haha, I grew up skating with Elyse! Apparently she still rips! I think she was in Thrasher for the King of the Road when they came through Portland?
jake
I knew I recognized her!