The rough translation of “muckefuck” is Germanic Europe slang for fake or substitute coffee, going back to one of the world’s many fine wars when coffee became unavailable. Muckefuck is also the name of a skateboard company that has branched out into wheels as well.
Speaking of fake coffee, some things are downright tasteless…
…but still funny.

Here’s the full ad.
And while we’re at it, assorted promo videos.



12 comments
Marc
the videos are kinda amazing!
Eric
anyone watch the videos?
CraigS
Don’t feel bad. I’m certain editing my stuff would take far too much energy, so nobody even bothers to.
CraigS
Mr. K,
I did.
mc
kilwag
..and did anyone notice MC being a pain in the ass?
talentlessquitter
That’s quite an archievement in a 54 cm ass…
masterochicken
Ha. I didn’t see that. Kind of a lonely unnoticeable sentence.
Jim Nowhere
-masterchicken – I noticed the same thing.. those be some HUGE wheels at 54 cm..
masterochicken
Does anyone else notice that it says centimeters instead of millimeters?
Yeah
it’s his dick length..
Gavin
I was really hoping to see a goatse Man graphic.