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The new transition

Andrew Lewicki is at it again. In addition to gold plated grind rails and walnut launch ramps, he’s made a thing called y=x². The formula is approximated in the transition of the ramp, and you’ll notice the stairs to the deck can’t actually help you get anywhere. I admire his work conceptually, but I have to think he’s playing to an extremely limited subset of both the art world and the skateboarding world. Still, it tickles a part of my brain just knowing that someone goes through the trouble and expense to actually construct these items. Then again it tickles a different part of my brain thinking about the fact that all that wood has been wasted approximating a structure that can’t be skated.

– Thanks to Kelly Robertson for the tip.

[Source: MROD]

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  • The dude is correct that you could build a PARABOLIC path transition. He just made it too steep.

    Here’s a parabolic path landing for a launch:
    http://wps.prenhall.com/wps/media/objects/930/952840/12-18.gif

  • Monkeysphere.

    Cheap, tacky, looks like he has spent a total of 30 minutes crafting it, bad. If he wanted to cause a “reaction” he could have spent a little time crafting something impressive, not this piffle.

  • Neat! But what ~really~ makes this art is all of us talking about it and having opinions on it.

  • Abegnegal

    As another math nerd I must comment that he could have supplied a skateable ramp that still approximates ‘y=x^2.’ Think, zooming in towards the minimal point. The collection of latteral supports would count a smaller interval of ‘x-values.’ It’s all a matter of choosing a frame of reference.

    It’s definitely an FU for a choosing an unskateable interval. Form doesn’t follow the function and the useless decks don’t add to the aescetic in any sort of meaningful proportion with respect to the expression y=x^2. The only purpose is to flaunt the idea without realizing it. which lands this peice in the realm of Post-Modern Crap.

    • talentlessquitter

      Magritte guy was right.He didn’t build a skateable ramp.

  • well i certainly failed with my ramp.

  • Any twerp can build a skateable ramp.

  • We fell right into the artist trap, we’re “talking about it”, and having “a powerful reaction to it” LOL Artist 1, suckers 0.

  • Looks like something our local prefab skatepark company would’ve built…

  • Cut it in half and take off the decks now you have 2 weird boxes {SKATEABLE}

  • Croupier

    The real fag is the one who knocks it before they blitz the museum and skate the fucker. You’re all super rame…

  • i think it would of been cooler if he had spent his art time making something that was ridiculuous yet still skateable.. i wonder if theres actually architects out there who do that type of stuff…

  • nweyesk8

    the coping on the right side looks kinda beefy, might need to re-set it

  • skaterdave

    No railings on the decks?

  • Not The Tobes...

    Gayer than Techno..

  • Does this guy work for Purkiss Rose?

  • Is it art, or is it his way of putting his middle finger up to all skaters? Did he feel that “nobody was giving him a turn?”

  • Only an art fag could make something as gay as that

  • awesome!

  • At the risk of being somewhat pretentious – “Ceci n’est pas une demi pipe”

    • WINNER: Iain!

      I can’t believe I didn’t think of using that for the title. My (floating) hat is off to you, sir.

  • As a skating math nerd, I approve this piece of art.

    Parabolic Half Pipes are the future!

    • As a skating math nerd I dislike the shape. He should have selected something that is smoother than twice differentiable.

  • I suppose as art(surreal ramp structure)it is “cool” but as a skateboarder it bugs the hell out of me and almost kind of pisses me off.

  • francisco

    I also like it.

  • francisco

    I’m no sound pro but maybe it’s half the wave-length of skateboarders crying all over the world? Does this even make sense?

  • Kelly Robertson

    Just think of the mini that could have been built with this wood.

  • talentlessquitter

    There’s no ‘WHY’ in art.
    I like it!

  • WHY.

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