The S&A secret agent form Amsterdam found these mannequins at a http://www.desigual.com store in Amsterdam. I say “secret” agent because he comes from a country with a comparatively liberal attitude towards sex and drugs, and yet he feels it’s best to remain closeted about being an adult skateboarder. Sorry Matthijs, you’ve been outted. It’s not a choice, you were born that way. Come to Portland and live your lifestyle out in the open. Congratulations on your excellent taste in grip tape.


And here is the grip tape we spoke of earlier.



5 comments
JKP
What’s up with the freakishly large nose and the small wheelbase?
kc
It’s a mannequin Bart Simpson!
talentlessquitter
I think the mannequin needs those yellow shoes…
dougdrill
2 posts in a row with yellow skaters, hmm
egbert
I guess you could say that mannequin is a real poser.