Smokey Bones BFFs
Smokey Bones Bar & FIre Grill seems completely at odds with the kids menu that John Egertson picked up. There are jiggle girls and bunny suits over on that dot com. Meanwhile, the kid’s menu looks like it was farmed out overseas. Not just the character style, but the text too. Man, what a find this one is though. Its… it’s… perfect.
Enlarge-O-rama!
Sidewalk Surfing IS …….very cool Indeed !
Skate, Eat, F#@% !!!!!!
Doesn’t Smokey Bones realize the message they’re sending to aspiring womyn skaters with their BFF children’s menu? Tia gets edged out by a male in this comic. We have high hopes for her in the first few frames, but she’s relegated to a spectator in the last. Cheering on Oz who will eventually claim her as his own, treating her like dirt and making her beg for more. Smokey Bones has removed any hope for Tia’s future in skating or in life. I am sickened.
Finally, the Arrested Development division (aka ScootandAnnoy) of SkateandAnnoy goes core, with “No more rollerblades for me!”
Not to get off topic, but this place looks rad. Randy-Hotwings? How are the ribs? Pulled pork sammy? I lud me some good BBQ.
almost a mullen in the word find (lullen)
Imagine after a session cruising over to this place to eat. I would order a pulled pork with the creamy cole slaw side, and a sprite. I wouldn’t pay an extra dollar for the ibc though. And I could play all the games while eating.
Shit I just noticed this is the kids menu. that sucks
I know, right? I have a young face so for second I thought about trying to slide…even then I couldn’t enjoy beer(s) with my meal.
somewhere there’s a twelve year old grom stoner even more into this menu than we are… tho he might call it ‘gay,’ homeboy takes home the bff pulled pork sammy for 4.49!
I once had a dream that I was jumping big “curb cut” gaps on rollerblades. The years of therapy after that have all but bankrupted me financialy and emotionaly. Why god? why? I am a SKATEBOARDER!!!!!