St Valentine’s Day Massacre

The Dept. will be hosting the ST. VALENTINE’S DAY MASSACRE Contest Sunday Feb. 14th. Mike and Justin over at Shrunken Head Skateboards are the masterminds behind this unique event that promises to be a departure from any contest you’ve experienced in the past. All your favorites in LOCAL PORTLAND SKATEBOARDING will be representing. Face it, you more than likely don’t have a valentine so there should be no good reason you don’t check this out. For more info hit up those guys at shrunkenheadskateboards.com.

Well shave our heads bald and put on a yellow t-shirt with a crooked black stripe. We feel like Charlie Brown becasue we weren’t even invited.

Discussion

11 thoughts on “St Valentine’s Day Massacre

  1. Dig that graphic. Clever.

  2. maybe there are no good sponsored ams on cold war… just saying. i either like to piss in my drinking water or i have reeeealy good sense of humor. your pick, randy.

  3. so you mean I cant go compete, darn it, I was planning my whole month around this event

  4. lohculllllls on February 14, 2010 - Reply

    Lot of dudes not in the coolguy club out there, oh well, old man night is better anyway.

  5. colinwalshrules on February 14, 2010 - Reply

    portland sucks one.

  6. Collector on February 14, 2010 - Reply

    I thought Marek was a pro in Czech

  7. of course i am a pro skateboarder in czech republic. if i would fly home now they would stop olympic coverage, president of the country would light up his first joint of the month with me and bitches would be tearing of their rabbit fur coats of their hot smoking bodies right there on the streets. too bad that in oregon im just a low life pro carpenter. what did i do wrong?

  8. does Cold War sell skateboards ?

  9. Please say yes. I want to buy some.

  10. Collector on February 15, 2010 - Reply

    ebaywatch, december 2012

  11. jakeandannoy on February 15, 2010 - Reply

    That’s fuckin great, Marek. I think you are the Czech “Spicoli”….or you just channeled “Spicoli”,either way I totally can picture it.

    Stu Nahan: I’m Stu Nahan, and I’d like you to meet this young man. His name, Jeff Spicoli. And Jeff, congratulations to you. Things looked kind of rough out there today.
    Jeff Spicoli: Well, I’ll tell you Stu, I did battle some humongous waves! But you know, just like I told the guy on ABC, “Danger is my business!”
    Stu Nahan: You know, a lot of people expected maybe Mark “Cutback” Davis or Bob “Jungle Death” Gerrard would take the honors this year.
    Jeff Spicoli: [laughs incredulously] Those guys are fags!
    Stu Nahan: That’s fantastic! Let me ask you a question….

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